Red Currant

18+ ✖ 25✖️ looming over you
freaky data analyst, let’s talk numbers
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@sardonic_greek That’s so hot. You should betray your closest family and friends for a delusional “greater good”.

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@Ruby_331 people fucked through the Nixon administration with full bush, adapt and overcome

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Shane Gillis said women dress like whores at the gym so they started dressing sluttier to spite him.

I stare at women as much as he does, this culture war has paid me nothing but dividends.

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@itsymiffy Your smile has so much energy! Best of luck, even if no one else notices your efforts you’ll know the work you put in

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Get out there and pick something up! You’re stronger than you think!

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@thatstarwarsgrl these aren’t gym shorts they’re a passive wiping system

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@Michael36285909 @thatstarwarsgrl Gym is far cheaper than a brothel! That’s precious money you can spend on beer and cigarettes.

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@DagothUrUpInHer @FiadhBaikal Come Nerevar let’s go to the strip club

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@erinmhk Beautiful! I’m having my first boudoir shoot next Monday and this really boosted my mood! I’m so nervous.

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@DagothUrUpInHer @FiadhBaikal Dagoth Ur can identify a false god but not a false tit. Tragic 🙂‍↕️

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@BellaRamaTV @FiadhBaikal Tugging on that like strap like a stuck zipper, it ain’t goin nowhere

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@FiadhBaikal If I did this with my chest I’d sustain damage

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@bamrcus I’ll send you a variety of red liquids and you get to guess, how about that?

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Locktober check-in: the key is fine where it is. Your patience, however, could use some practice.

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@lamegff

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@ovenbbi Roughly 64% of all X users are men, you don’t tell the customer you hate them to their face

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@Whimsy_Dragon Time to buy a jackhammer grade vibrator I guess

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These keep distracting me at work 💔

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Men want bulk pricing with no commitment to inventory

[ᥫ᭡🎀 @nobodylikesteph]

If you have sex with them for free, they'll call you cheap. If you charge them they'll call you a whore. What do men actually want?

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@SpoiledEmpressK This is just a general human relationship dynamic? If this isn’t included in the base friendship package then go to a different dealer