John Johnson

I’m just here so I won’t get fined

[John Johnson @Tasteoftism]

Just witnessed two dads talk shop about their designer Hawaiian t shirts. Obviously one of them was wearing a visor and the other was balding

[John Johnson @Tasteoftism]

Hey @Apple fix the fucking snooze button on my alarm

[John Johnson @Tasteoftism]

@ThrillaRilla369 Take it for granite

[🫶 @__LV19__]

This is why Americans don’t care about this fuck ass sport dude. He’s obviously trying to play the ball but because the dude song and danced as if he’d had his leg blown off, it’s reviewed and Balogun is gone for the rest of this game AND the next.

[John Johnson @Tasteoftism]

@ScooterCasterNY Possession of burglar’s tools? I saw that in a Looney toons episode last night

[Mike Grinnell @MikeGrinnell_]

Being told its just a conditional 2nd for Marchand that could turn into a 1st. God damnit. I hate Don Sweeney so much

[John Johnson @Tasteoftism]

@Starbucks This is a disgrace. Haven’t taken a single sip out of this and it’s less than half full. I’m not mad. Just disappointed…

[John Johnson @Tasteoftism]

@JoshWilliamsOH “Proud to introduce” is crazy here

[Michael F. Florio @MichaelFFlorio]

The Bills defense said they wanted to treat this game like a playoff game … so it makes sense

[Marina Maher @marinakmaher]

This is awesome:

[puddle of rudd @buoysflow]

happy wrapped szn

[Grayson Weir 🇹🇹 @GsonJW]

Starting my day with traditional Thanksgiving music just like the pilgrims did in 1621 �

[Dimes Square Degenerate @EBITDAddyLBO]

Text the group chat “let’s get retarded tonight” and hit send

[theRoddick @OriginalRoddick]

1,000 years ago: a crying, mournful little girl lays her favorite doll at her brave father's grave.

Scientists today: "Well, just look at this faggot."

[John Johnson @Tasteoftism]

@mcclusk @Jay_D_Rosehill Simple physics here. Law of inertia from Knies running into him causes him to get knocked back off his feet

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

At least we'll always have this

[John Johnson @Tasteoftism]

Kinda love this

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

The @thepwhlofficial has a new "No Escape Rule" that's pretty fun: The same players who were on the ice when a team that committed a penalty have to start the penalty kill together.