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Luckily no #termites on Twitter. – Oh wait, WHAT THE…?!?
#TermiteTwitter

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#TERMITE RESTAURANT opening soon! #Anteaters, #Aardvarks etc. welcome! Sneak Peak of the menu:

#TermiteTwitter

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@termitequeen123 Dad? WTF? Did you send D-pix to a #termite?! Traumatized…

[WOOD @TastyTimber]

@termitefood Yeah, well… actually the FIRST Termite Restaurant ever is mine. SLIGHTLY different concept & customer-base though… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*evil wooden laughter*
https://t.co/qZ5Mqp6TZt

[WOOD @TastyTimber]

#TERMITE RESTAURANT opening soon! #Anteaters, #Aardvarks etc. welcome! Sneak Peak of the menu:

#TermiteTwitter

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@termite69420 Termite small. Brain tiny!
*wooden laughter*

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@termite268 Yeah, well… Actually I'm in the news all the time. The @nytimes even asked about my take on the economy.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://t.co/QzO5Rj0Dxh #TermiteTwitter

[WOOD @TastyTimber]

@termite223 Most disgusting pic ever!

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@termite776 OK

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@500thousandants .@500thousandants You do not happen to eat wood, are you? (Asking for a friend)

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@termite69420 me, sleeping: 🪵 (no vibration)

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@termite2763 Pangolins NOT racist! They consider all kinds of termites and ants being equal*. 😇
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*(food)

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Any #Pangolins around? Let's be FRENS! 🤗 Even got some Welcome-Snacks for you, yummy #termites: ….…..…….…………..

#TermiteTwitter

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@aardvark6788 👍 btw: Shall I send you an invitation for the Grand Opening?
Look: https://t.co/qZ5Mqp6TZt

[WOOD @TastyTimber]

#TERMITE RESTAURANT opening soon! #Anteaters, #Aardvarks etc. welcome! Sneak Peak of the menu:

#TermiteTwitter

[WOOD @TastyTimber]

@Daily_Xenarthra Good news for you! Coming soon:
https://t.co/qZ5Mqp6TZt #TermiteTwitter

[WOOD @TastyTimber]

#TERMITE RESTAURANT opening soon! #Anteaters, #Aardvarks etc. welcome! Sneak Peak of the menu:

#TermiteTwitter

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@termite2763 @JerrysHouse69 @aardvark6788 @coolmathgame_ 😂😂😂
*wooden laughter*

[WOOD @TastyTimber]

#TERMITE RESTAURANT opening soon! #Anteaters, #Aardvarks etc. welcome! Sneak Peak of the menu:

#TermiteTwitter

[WOOD @TastyTimber]

#Termites… it's been a #toxic relationship from the very start. They say »I love you!«, but do not understand the concept of #CONSENT! (Tiny brains…) – I've said NO so many times… I'm done with them. Will turn the whole experience into something positive now:

[WOOD @TastyTimber]

#TERMITE RESTAURANT opening soon! #Anteaters, #Aardvarks etc. welcome! Sneak Peak of the menu:

#TermiteTwitter

[WOOD @TastyTimber]

@aardvark6788 @JerrysHouse69 @coolmathgame_ Finest variety of #termites + special dessert: Juicy Isopod Woodlouse - the best!

cc: @termitemuncher2