Kid: Uncle, what's sex?
Me: Wow. Umm, if a guy & girl like each other, for example, he puts his pipi in her vivi & they feel good. That's sex
Kid: Oh. Cool. So what's 10 secs?
Me: Huh? Where'd you hear that?
Kid: School. Teacher left the class & said "I'll be back in 10 secs"
Me: