Twittanic

[Twittanic @TattoodMatt]

@TittyTopiaxxx hey dude. Why did you block Kelly?

[Twittanic @TattoodMatt]

@TittyTopiaxxx

[Twittanic @TattoodMatt]

@J500ANT Thanks

[Twittanic @TattoodMatt]

I had a baby yesterday.

[Twittanic @TattoodMatt]

He should try not being a cunt and see if that works.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I have had a huge number of concerned parents message me from all over the country in regards to how their child's teacher has been talking negatively about Reform during the election campaign - many parents are incredibly upset.

This is not about Reform - the principle must apply to all political parties. Teachers must NOT force their political opinions on the children they are supposedly educating.

Whether it's about Reform, Tory, Green, Lib Dem or whoever else. I am sure that the vast, vast majority of teachers take that responsibility incredibly seriously.

But it is clear that a small number have not. This cannot be tolerated. Teach children HOW to think, not WHAT to think.

[Twittanic @TattoodMatt]

On things for sure. Christian Horner is gonna struggle to find any character witnesses.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🔵 Rishi Sunak has shaken hands on a £1,000 bet with Piers Morgan that Rwanda migrant deportation flights will take off before the next general election.

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[Twittanic @TattoodMatt]

Now we know why he called his company Virgin

[Twittanic @TattoodMatt]

Fuck me... Rebel moon is absolute dog shit.

[Twittanic @TattoodMatt]

Piers Morgan is going to prison party whooo

[Twittanic @TattoodMatt]

At least she's not bitter....

[Suella Braverman @SuellaBraverman]

My letter to the Prime Minister

[Twittanic @TattoodMatt]

Russell brand you say? How shocking... never considered he could be a rapist.... it's not like he was obviously a sex predator for the past 20 years....

[Twittanic @TattoodMatt]

I really want to watch movie about the abuser who runs really fast... But I can't justify giving money to that kind of behaviour.... So it's time to dig out my favourite hat.

[Twittanic @TattoodMatt]

Look at my little princess. Best child on earth.

[Kelly @Mrs_Pease]

Enjoying our holiday 🙂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Let’s decide this once and for all: which is the better biscuit? Retweet for the mighty custard cream, like for the splendid bourbon.

[Scott Mantz 🖖 @MovieMantz]

Without saying how old you are, post a gif of a movie that came out the year you were born!

[Twittanic @TattoodMatt]

Introduce yourself as the thing that almost killed you.

Hi. I’m my own stupidity

[Twittanic @TattoodMatt]

HIS lawyer made these public? Can Majors get the fee back? Because fuck me. "It was my fault for grabbing your phone" doesn't look good.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Jonathan Majors’ lawyer shares with TMZ alleged texts sent to the actor from the woman

https://t.co/bgu2USrrMJ

[Twittanic @TattoodMatt]

What niece? Is she behind the couch?

[Scouse 🇵🇸 @ScouseSocialis2]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how awesome my niece is at hiding 😌