Red Demo

“If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn’t be here discussin’ it with ya now, would I?!”

Ty to @SergeantDoe for the banner

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[Red Demo @TavishKaboom]

// 📍

“Good ol bottle of scrumpy!”

#PTWT
#TF2

[Red Demo @TavishKaboom]

Stupid

[Red Demo @TavishKaboom]

@Sn1p3rTF2 @Not4Spy_ Give it time lassy. He is a bit old

[Red Demo @TavishKaboom]

@Not4Spy_, look what we have for yer!

[Sniper @Sn1p3rTF2]

Got one ready this mornin.

[Red Demo @TavishKaboom]

@SergeantDoe Eat it

[Red Demo @TavishKaboom]

Where’s yer jarate.

[Sniper @Sn1p3rTF2]

Why not? A little whimsy ain't gonna hurt. Or wil... ah.
What's the trick ye wanna try?

[Viper @V1perValorant]

❗FLASH WARNING❗

"This is my world!"

[Red Demo @TavishKaboom]

Yer wanna make a prank on that sassy grunt over there?

[Sniper @Sn1p3rTF2]

Oh, there you are. Great to see ya smugly Scot'!

[Red Demo @TavishKaboom]

Well.. I’m always drunk and I’m winning this convo by spraying’ me wisdom everywhere

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙧 @SergeantDoe]

YOU CAN'T LAND A HIT ON AN ENEMY, BECAUSE YOU'RE DRUNK!

[Red Demo @TavishKaboom]

Yer the same campin’ sad weasel I met

[Sniper @Sn1p3rTF2]

/what the hell. Hello, guess you love sniper just like I do

[Sniper @Sn1p3rTF2]

/what the hell. Hello, guess you love sniper just like I do

[Red Demo @TavishKaboom]

I’d be very glad but I’d be pissed.

Yer should never do that for me lassy.

But he’ll prob respawn like in a minute sooo

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙧 @SergeantDoe]

//Blehh

[Red Demo @TavishKaboom]

Aye, he be a big man, but he ain’t no drinker

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙧 @SergeantDoe]

-AMERICAN QUESTIONS-
DAY 15!

How do you feel about Saxton Hale?
#PTWT
#PARODYTWITTER

[Red Demo @TavishKaboom]

Is that god???

[Red Demo @TavishKaboom]

Yet still haven’t been able to market since the gravel war

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙧 @SergeantDoe]

BULLSHIT!
ROCKET JUMPING IS MORE ICONIC!

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙧 @SergeantDoe]

The mall.

[Red Demo @TavishKaboom]

Better then yer sorry lass.

I can trimp
Pipe jump
Sticky jump
Caber jump

And I bet more

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙧 @SergeantDoe]

-AMERICAN QUESTIONS-
DAY 14!

How skilled are you at Rocket Jumping?
#PTWT
#PARODYTWITTER

[Sniper @Sn1p3rTF2]

Feelings? Look, mate. You know who has a lot of feelings? Blokеs who bludgeon their wife to dеath with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

[Red Demo @TavishKaboom]

@BLOODYDOVE666 Scared me omg