Scott Taviner

Views are my own

[Scott Taviner @Tavna77]

@RUrron another one I’ve not seen !

[Skint Eastwood @Skint_Eastwood1]

😂 Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse Brilliant Parody Of Dragons Den

Ken and Brian enter the Dragon’s Den pitching “Me Can’t Believe It’s Not Custard” in thick Jamaican patois:

“It not custard… but it taste a little bit like it!”

The dragons go full chaos:

One hits them with: “I really like your crap product and I’ll give you money.”

Another: “I love you because I’m not racist and I’ll give you more money.”

The next one tops it: “I’m even less racist than all of them so I’ll give you as much money as you want… for no stake at all!”

All the dragons are in… until the last one leans in with the killer question:

“Are you really black?”

Ken and Brian certainly hadn’t anticipated this question.

Then everything falls apart instantly 🤣

The impressions of the Dragons 👌🏻

[Scott Taviner @Tavna77]

@UtilitaFootball @SunderlandAFC @robynjpollard

[Utilita Football @UtilitaFootball]

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[Scott Taviner @Tavna77]

@RUrron don’t think I’ve seen this before

[Scott Taviner @Tavna77]

@Awoll05 1 year man, we were in Dubai

[Scott Taviner @Tavna77]

@SOU_Airport @easyJet Faro

[Scott Taviner @Tavna77]

@RUrron

[Matt Casey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @MattCas04807118]

A reminder of when comedy was actually funny.😊

Warning to youngsters and wokesters, don’t as you might laugh.🙁

[Scott Taviner @Tavna77]

@RUrron

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

For no particular reason, here is the mother of all “saucy” lines from Carry On Doctor, featuring the much missed Barbara Winsdor and Peter Gilmore.

Good afternoon

[Scott Taviner @Tavna77]

@BetMGMUK #DerbyDay

[Scott Taviner @Tavna77]

@Awoll05 🤣

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

The way he carries on the noise after the initial burst 😂

[Scott Taviner @Tavna77]

@RUrron

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

Behold, 52 seconds of joy.

Good morning.

[Scott Taviner @Tavna77]

@Awoll05 18 years ago!

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

That was some buzz
Then it wasn’t

[Scott Taviner @Tavna77]

@RUrron

[𝘿𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙠 𝙁𝙖𝙮𝙚 (oh, You are Awful) @HeyHeyDerekFaye]

A lovely Wenus, keeping it up and getting poked.
With the CarryOn team.

[Scott Taviner @Tavna77]

@Awoll05 🤣

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

FT: Leeds 2-1 West Ham

#PotterIn

[96.com @96official]

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[Scott Taviner @Tavna77]

@Awoll05 QPR death trap!

[FanHub @FanHub]

What's the worst concourse you've been in at the football? 😤

[Scott Taviner @Tavna77]

@robynjpollard

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[Scott Taviner @Tavna77]

@SunlunTickets I’m on 19 and getting so far then saying not for sale so not sure if sold out?

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@GLA_Airport @lufthansa Boston @robynjpollard