Jo Agnew 🐈‍⬛ 🎵🍰💙 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Fully paid up member of the Guardian reading, tofu eating wokerati

She/her

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Current summary of right wing UK politics:

Conservatives - We've suddenly remembered lots of things we accidentally forgot to do during our 14 YEARS in government that we would definitely do straight away this time, promise

Reform - The Conservatives who messed the country up for 14 years were worried you wouldn't vote for them again so have made another party and are hoping you won't notice it's full of the people who messed up the country for 14 years

UKIP - We still think it's 1998

Restore - Led by a bore in need of a golf club. Been chucked out of Reform for being racist? We're the party for you!

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Imagine having to wear a fur coat in this weather. Somebody shave me!

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

A message that part of the UK needs to learn

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck you an infinite number of times.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

[Jo Agnew 🐈‍⬛ 🎵🍰💙 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @TavyJo]

Good to see my local MP putting his valuable time to good use representing his constituency. Not!
#manofthepeople #publicservice #theyworkforyou

[John Johnston @johnjohnstonmi]

SCOOP: Former Attorney General and sitting Tory MP Geoffrey Cox was paid £93,000 to provide legal services to a Luxembourg-based company whose shareholders include two sanctioned Russian oligarchs.

https://t.co/cx6WGhZiDA

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

TACO Tuesday

[Jo Agnew 🐈‍⬛ 🎵🍰💙 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @TavyJo]

Wow. Is he stupid, callous, or both? Everyone has a right to a safe home, not a death trap.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Reform UK's housing chief Simon Dudley says post-Grenfell safety regulations have gone too far

"Everyone dies in the end. It’s just how you go, right? You can’t stop tragic things from happening. Fires do happen"

[@theipaper]

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

The UK government is recommending a screentime ban for all toddlers, as all other attempts to stop Donald Trump's unhelpful online posts fall short

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Farage...

Rails against WFH while employing his wife to WFH

Rails against the EU while taking the EU pension

Rails against “elites” while being bankrolled by them and happily hobnobbing with them

Rails against people speaking other languages while his own kids speak German.

Do you spot the pattern?

Rules for thee, but not for me.

[Jo Agnew 🐈‍⬛ 🎵🍰💙 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @TavyJo]

@Number10cat @PoliticalPics Try living in West Devon. Sucks to be a cat here.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Reform are a reverse Trigger's broom: pretending it's new while in reality it's entirely made up of failed parts that should have been discarded.

[Jo Agnew 🐈‍⬛ 🎵🍰💙 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @TavyJo]

@spacegovuk Bit of a pea souper in Tavistock, West Devon so a glow but nothing distinct

[Jo Agnew 🐈‍⬛ 🎵🍰💙 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @TavyJo]

@VictoriaCoren Everything about Only Connect is lovely, apart from some of the questions!!

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@elonmusk What was it that first attracted you to the sparsely populated island rich in rare metals and minerals?
https://t.co/zTLpUDvRuH

[Evie ♡ @EFCevie]

i have over 100 examples of grok creating sexually explicit images of me and some even include me naked and in bdsm gear. i’ve also seen with my own eyes grok creating CSAM.

don’t let this be something everyone moves on from in a weeks time. hold everyone involved accountable

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

To be clear, when some of us say 'Hands off....[insert name of country]' it's not because necessarily we approve of that country's government. It's because we disapprove of the process of hands being put on. 'Hands off' means we're against 'Hands-on'.

[Jo Agnew 🐈‍⬛ 🎵🍰💙 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @TavyJo]

Not even a bit of snow can stop Saturday morning tennis in #Tavistock

#loveukweather
@metoffice @BBCSpotlight

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.