The Herb

Professional Cricket coach, Analyst, and a gun club Cricketer 💪🏽🏏
BSc in Sports Science & Management
ASMCian

[Kortney 🇺🇸 @KortneyGlavin90]

🚨BREAKING: The first woman to lead the International Olympic Committee has decided to ban transgender women from women's events at the Olympics.

[Baynham Goredema 🇿🇼 🇿🇦 @bayhaus]

5/0! like 5 wickets for 0 runs in 5 consecutive maiden overs!!!🔥🔥🔥 File this under records that will never be broken. If this was a player from IND, ENG, AUS we wouldn't hear the end of it. It will be all over the TL! Show this man some love!

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

China sentences official to death for taking $325m in bribes https://t.co/dsoeusMq0p

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

Me changing my CV for every job position.

[Wisden @WisdenCricket]

Innocent Kaia is enjoying a golden run of form ⭐️

The 33-year-old has scored seven centuries in his last 11 innings for Southern Rocks, Zimbabwe A and now the Zimbabwe Test side 🤯

#ZIMvBAN

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Viewed logically, The Polygamist doesn't really have a villain. Jonasi wasn't a villain, he was indulgent. And the women weren't victims they were volunteers

Infact it shouldn't be called The Polygamist rather The Hypergamy. Because ask yourself this important question, if he was broke, would habe any of the women even be in his life? Of course not, there wouldn't even be a story

One man's lust aligned perfectly with multiple women's greed. His appetite for sex matched perfectly with their appetite for an easy life.

Let's just look at Joyce, she was asked for a divorce but denied him that. Why? Because her status of being married to a rich man mattered more than anything.

And then the rest of them, they actually knew he was a married man who slept around but they still came, because they wanted the lifestyle

If anything this show revealed more about female nature than exposing male nature. It just fits perfectly with what women say daily on social media e.g

"Better to cry in a Mercedes Benz than smile in a one room"

Lesson: Women's fear of poverty far outweighs their ability to leave rich cheating men

[NewZimbabwe.com @NewZimbabweCom]

Stop misleading the people, roads are not being constructed by President Mnangagwa, roads are being constructed by the government using taxes paid by citizens, not money from the President's pocket - MP Darlington @chigumbu_

[Namatai Kwekweza🇿🇼 @namataik_]

🚩🚩 The people of Zimbabwe are clear: they do not want Constitutional Amendment Bill No. 3! Listen to Hon. @chigumbu_ sharing the voice of the people in parliament. The elites are busy claiming that things are well in the country because they cannot relate to the realities lived in the ghettos. Let history remember the leaders who genuinely represented the voices of the people who elected them. #NoToCAB3 #2030Musipo

[Winky D @winkydonline]

This Friday 29/05/26

[PATSON KANENGON! @PatsonKanengoni]

I pray 🥺 that you will never get involved in an accident in Chivhu @hatiperi_wacho and find no emergency services coming for you like Garry Mapanzure, or Cry for pain-ezee like Tatenda Pinjisi whilst in need of advanced medical care. The country is dead because of pple like you.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT AFRICA😂😂😂😂
@africanofilter
#NotWaiting

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

“Wait so you’re telling me…”

[Baynham Goredema 🇿🇼 🇿🇦 @bayhaus]

The wife determines the quality of life the entire family lives. @Jakujajesusjoy

Choose wisely🙏 #MarriageWorks

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

There’s nothing wrong with inheriting advantages.

The weird part is pretending you started from nowhere.

[Tinashe @baba_nyenyedzi]

Making Zimsec compulsory; What problem is GoZ trying to solve for?

Zimbabwe has well over half a million children who should, in theory, be approaching O Level. Yet only about 200,000 register as school candidates for 5 or more ZIMSEC subjects. The rest vanish into the mist, some repeat, some abscond, but many simply fall out of the system because they cannot afford to stay on the conveyor belt. With extreme poverty in Zimbabwe estimated at about 49%, that is the real scandal sitting in plain sight. Millions of kids are dropping out of high school.

Yet, in its infinite wisdom, GoZ has decided that the urgent national problem is the tiny sliver of pupils who prefer Cambridge GCSEs. In effect, it wants to make ZIMSEC compulsory. Conservatively 10K pupils sit Cambridge GCSE exams in Zimbabwe. That is a rounding error against the full O Level age population and only about 5% of the ZIMSEC school candidate stream. This is the classic bureaucratic trick; ignore the collapsed bridge and the thousands of stranded villagers and fine the man crossing the river in his canoe.

The question Cabinet should answer is simple: what problem is this decision trying to solve? The real issue is the children who never get to the exam room at all, the family that cannot raise exam fees, the rural child who drops out quietly, the parent choosing between food and registration. Instead of confronting that national failure, the state has gone after the tiny 2% sitting outside its examination monopoly.

[Iranian Force @MrImranPk]

Education can't teach this level of humanity.

[The Herb @Tawanda4Herbert]

@DanielSson85 Young Tapiwa Mushope has been putting in a shift. Lots of potential and explosive batting from the Manyame Heliz CC captain 🙏🏾

[The Herb @Tawanda4Herbert]

Liam is a quality player. As Manyame Heliz we're glad he's batting for us🙌🏽 not against us.

[ILV85 Zim $LIZ 🇿🇼🏏🥇 @DanielSson85]

Liam Mudenda playing in the 🇿🇼 Heliz T10 competition today for Manyame CC.

Blasted 84 off 29 balls to get his side to a total of 134 off 10 overs in their first match vs White Rhinos.

Next match up shortly vs Hawks.

Lets go Liam.

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[Zimbabwe Cricket Domestic @zcdomestic]

A maiden first-class five-wicket haul and career-best bowling figures for Kudakwashe Macheka 🌟.

Tuskers were bowled out for 95, with Eagles enforcing the follow-on.

Score - 30/1, trail by 226 runs

#TSKvEAG #LoganCup #4DayMatch 📝 https://t.co/IqvOguUBMs

[Zimviral 𝕏 @ZimViral]

When the police say your car is “not roadworthy”… which roads are they even talking about? 😭