Tay 🖤💙🔱

she/her | Night Shifter | caffeine or death | safe space| 🥀💜🌊🔱

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

Please my coffee cup is whistling when I take a sip and it has my laughing SO HARD💀

[Australia Zoo @AustraliaZoo]

Happy Birthday, Terri 🎉 You amaze us all with your leadership, kindness, and passion. You are the most remarkable person and Steve would be incredibly proud of how you’ve continued his legacy. Here’s to 60! We love you!

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

All I gotta say is if my siblings ever betrayed me like this little Margaret on My Lady Jane…

But also PLEASE tell me she isn’t actually horrid. Like a nice little plot twist would be amazing

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

As I fight tooth and nail to stay awake the last two hours of my shift I suddenly see the draw towards throwing oneself to the ground and throwing a temper tantrum worthy of the toddler hall of fame

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

Hell in a hand basket the past two days have made me feel like I have somehow been transported to the hunger games meets France circa 1790s.

[tate @50FirstTates]

i understand that my body can't digest corn or whatever. that's fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

Happy Beltane/May Day!! Currently wondering what the implications are for me starting my cycle right on Beltane 🥲

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

I DID GET TO TAKE AN EMPTY WINDOW SO EVERYTHING WAS GOOD!!

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

This plane looks so small I SWEAR imma cry if I don’t get a window seat. I paid for one. I just want a window seat PLEASE I need one for my melodramatic music video moments 😭 IM JUST A GIRL

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

No I did not get the window because apparently we can just switch our seats when we’re military 🙄

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

I can’t be the only one who gets nervous when the mechanics are changing oil and going around checking all of my stuff engine and not

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

@deficitbrainrot I HOPE IM NOT TOO LATE BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Also that cake is so stinking cute!!!!

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

I have GOT to remember that I canNOT drink coffee when I’m tired. I’m now fighting sleep with every blink like a thirsty person hoards every drop of water

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

How do I, the borderline anemic, know when I am no longer borderline?? I’m SUPER sleepy and all I want is sonic ice. And for some reason like grass or something else I know I shouldn’t eat

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

I have been meaning to make food for over a hour. My stomach is growling. But it is chilly and my dogs makes such a convincing heated blanket I am unable to move

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

Also the dad?? He truly just wants his daughters happy. He was willing to deny the marriage if she didn’t actually want to marry him

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

I am but a simple girl. All I ask is for a Darcy IF HE AINT LIKE THIS I SWEARRR

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

Am I religious? No
Did I watch Journey to Bethlehem? Yes.
I actually kinda enjoyed it!! The music was super catchy and I found myself actually attempting to watch the whole thing

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

Why are old people so out of pocket and MEAN?! Makes me wanna scream

[Tay 🖤💙🔱 @TayKerr99]

I’m chilling at my grandma’s and she goes ‘Taylor I thought you were going to the gym?’
Me, thinking she didn’t realize the time: ‘Yes ma’am, but I went a little while ago! 😁’
TELL ME WHY THIS OLD WOMAN GOES
‘WOW! I thought you’d lose weight but you haven’t lost anything!’