those 5 minutes when a man is shaving and all that’s left is the mustache and he’s walking around saying “maybe i’ll keep it” are the most terrifying 5 minutes of a woman’s life
My husband asked me tentatively tonight if I was ok to which I replied
“I AM VERY SICK OF DOING ALL OF THE THINGS THAT ARE NEVER ACTUALLY DONE”
“…..that sounds like it would be very unsatisfying.”