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wipe that face off your head bitch

[J @yikingtons]

How about an Emotionally Well Adjusted Man actalike contest. How about that

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

took a nyquil last night and woke up to this note in my phone

[untitled.pdf @Tayayayaylor]

I need to be able to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm at 1.25x speed please I’m begging you please save us HBO

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They’re shooting fireworks on our street ffs

[KRI$TEN ☆ @italiangirlfan]

so what’s everyone doing january 6th

[pj @pjayevans]

Going through the chipotle line and saying no to everything and then leaving

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Emeril is such a beautiful name for a baby girl

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The Ink Master judges could do Project Runway but the Project Runway judges couldn’t do Ink Master

[Chris @citehchris]

7 beers deep standing outside waiting for someone to offer me a cigarette

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why don’t cell phones have automatic caller ID

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Spoiled!!!

[untitled.pdf @Tayayayaylor]

life update: I am money broke but I’m pig rich

[untitled.pdf @Tayayayaylor]

IS THAT THE GRINCH

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I can’t pay my bills so if you want a pet portrait in time for xmas let me know!!

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Really interesting to see how many celebs date people who look like their dads but luckily for me I grew up without a dad and watched a lot of movies so my boyfriend looks like Adam Sandler

[untitled.pdf @Tayayayaylor]

Look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself how many of your favorite meals are slop

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

clocking in today

[tommy shelby apologist @cilliancore]

me filling the room with negative energy because i don't wanna be there

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The Mitski song sends me into a depressive spiral EVERY time the godforsaken apps promote it to me to use PLEASE for the love of god stop it how can you block a song

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

don't invite me unless these are the plans