Taylor Allen

"I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual" -Lil Dicky (but also me)

[Taylor Allen @TaylorAllen520]

@AlaniNutrition Directing middle school theatre productions and making kids’ dreams come true!

[Alani Nu @AlaniNutrition]

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[Taylor Allen @TaylorAllen520]

One thing that I know for a FACT in this world is that I will never experience the same level of joy that I did the first time I heard “look at all those chickens”

[Taylor Allen @TaylorAllen520]

My Christmas ornament from mom this year is a triceratops which I can only assume she’s NOT annoyed by the amount of @tryguys videos I make her watch. @KeithHabs @korndiddy @nedfulmer @EugeneLeeYang

[Taylor Allen @TaylorAllen520]

@mollycwallar @ANNthropologist Being known as the theatre kid came with a side effect of being told I had to dress as the saint every year after it stopped being cool to do so

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We will not sit by as Governors try to block or intimidate educators protecting kids against COVID-19.

This isn’t about politics. This is about keeping our kids safe and taking on this virus together.

[Taylor Allen @TaylorAllen520]

@theneedledrop “Being friends with you was never second best”

https://t.co/SSUIsWLHFi

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I hope all of the 26 year olds are doing ok.

[Taylor Allen @TaylorAllen520]

@MythicalChef my cat is also named Pippin and he’s very upset that the salmon/cantaloupe pâté is not for him. How dare you taunt him so?#dreamsbecomefood

[Taylor Allen @TaylorAllen520]

My villain origin story is a global pandemic happening the same year that My Chemical Romance was supposed to go back on tour

[Taylor Allen @TaylorAllen520]

Am very curious to know the other 49 reasons why @taylorswift13 should be the one Stephen chooses

[Taylor Allen @TaylorAllen520]

Pippin is absolutely in love with @theneedledrop

[Taylor Allen @TaylorAllen520]

It’s 2021 there has GOT to be a way to make croutons that are both delightfully crunchy AND able to be pierced with a fork

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[Taylor Allen @TaylorAllen520]

It only took five episodes for my phone to decide that any time I type a word that starts with “w” I’m probably trying to say Wandavision

[Taylor Allen @TaylorAllen520]

It’s @goldenglobes nomination day, which means it’s time for my annual frustration over the fact that all musicals are just thrown in with comedies.

[Taylor Allen @TaylorAllen520]

Ah, New Years Resolution season, also known as the time each year when I convince myself that everything would be different if I could just make myself like whole wheat pasta.

[Taylor Allen @TaylorAllen520]

DOCTOR JILL

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

Together, we will build a world where the accomplishments of our daughters will be celebrated, rather than diminished.

[Taylor Allen @TaylorAllen520]

I would love it if everyone would stop retweeting that joke of an article and instead retweet the sassy dictionary.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The word 'doctor' comes from the Latin word for "teacher." https://t.co/wUihrn6Hyq

[Taylor Allen @TaylorAllen520]

SAME

[amy @etc_amy]

no one yell at me but i think i saw les mis like 5 times in 2012-13 mostly for enjolras and i mean. can you blame me