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pichi pichi gal, i am a conduit for nonsense

[jake @wormpuller]

Fuck you and that big ass butt and those beautiful eyes Lol

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

Uber driver: *drops me off at the wrong location*
Me (shy): "This is perfect"

[void. @obscurusr]

2 girls pissing, call that yurinating

[Divine Beast Dancing Lightskin @79hfg3n3948rhf0]

this still the hardest thing humans have ever thought up

[Zar @zarzaliel]

"My friend thinks you're cute!"

[C @TaylorCEra]

@dabigsquish @knockoffgoblin this is making me laugh so fucking hard

[Big Squish🔜NAIC @dabigsquish]

@knockoffgoblin he spread his wet lips wide open when he saw your post btw

[Dom (Commissions Closed) @knockoffgoblin]

no way!

[❤️‍🔥 @witnessborne]

I guess what I've learned is you have to be more afraid of wasting your life than of embarrassing yourself

[C @TaylorCEra]

@flopgrl my game won’t even open after the update, my mods are crying in broken😔

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Smiling Friends, what does it mean? Smiling Friends, you were my everything! World’s fucked up, man. Smiling Friends, am I losing my GODDAMN mind? If it’s gone, where will I find… it? 🫳🎤

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

i don’t freak unless froken to

[corb @awshuqs]

mi tink me gwaan reap what mi sow

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

To the asshole “pranksters” at the @CIA who keep using government satellites to put images into my head of men kissing each other: STOP!

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Women are horny in a sort of crushing incomprehensible horrific way that understandably men shy away from even attempting to come to grips with. Cosmically horny, if you will.

[SamMcPaddy @P_Dawg_]

The part of this that everyone seems to miss is that no one actually tells Cotton his name.

He's reached a level of racism that he just *knew* it.

[elliott @elliott_green_]

I’m like a nepo baby but for mental illness and alcoholism