Tiki Tay III

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Someone please tell me I’m not the only person who tries to drive using the spongebob toe technique when they’re bored

[Tiki Tay III @TaylorEllifson]

@SaeedDiCaprio I don’t think CHANDLER can be the one to speak about this

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Preview for Halloween: (mr sir)

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I WILL be walked down the aisle to the Lumbridge area theme song from Runescape at my wedding

[Tiki Tay III @TaylorEllifson]

@Mattimm At least you remain true to who you are throughout the years

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Someone please tell me I’m not the only person who tries to drive using the spongebob toe technique when they’re bored

[Tiki Tay III @TaylorEllifson]

#bachelorvote CAT

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What would you do if you were on a first date and the guy said his favorite movie was Now You See Me

[Tiki Tay III @TaylorEllifson]

What’s the best catch phrase in a movie ever and why is it “You’re luggage” spoken by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Eraser after shooting a crocodile in the head

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Don’t ask

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What’s a big word you know how to pronounce solely from prescription commercials? Mine is sulfonylurea

Anyways

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There’s nothing more annoying than driving behind a Toyota FJ Cruiser with the license plate “JOYS JOY” going 20 under. You think I’m wrong? Fight me bitch

[Tiki Tay III @TaylorEllifson]

I wish I knew why my cat started purring the moment the vet stuck the thermometer up her ass, but I don’t.

[Tiki Tay III @TaylorEllifson]

FWD: Do I take a massive shit in exquisite threading?

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Guys, what happens when a COP has a tail light out

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Update: he unmatched me. Goodbye buddy ❤️

[Tiki Tay III @TaylorEllifson]

They told me to be up front and forward

[Tiki Tay III @TaylorEllifson]

If you don’t have a baby on board sticker on your car, I WILL try to hit you

[Tiki Tay III @TaylorEllifson]

Just watched a minute long video of a Minion domino chain falling and I’m not proud of it

[Tiki Tay III @TaylorEllifson]

Who the fuck is going to plant 4.1 MILLION trees

[Tiki Tay III @TaylorEllifson]

Don’t post pics of your homemade dinner on social media when the sides look like a pile of shit and the meat looks gray ❤️❤️❤️

[Tiki Tay III @TaylorEllifson]

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