Taylor Goodwin

Guinness World Record Holder-Most Jokes Told in an Hour. Nova's Teacher of the Year (Funniest) Finalist. SA Young Achiever Finalist. Raw Comedy State Finalist

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This just in, I've been booked to perform Stand Up in North Korea.

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Covid comes, goes and then comes back again. Its the John Farnham of infectious diseases.

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I've downloaded the tracking app. I don't mind if the government can track me.

All they'll see is a hot map between my house and Krispy Kremes

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If you were stranded on an Island and could only bring 3 things what would they be?

Australians: Toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper

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Merry Christmas Everyone!

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Headlining @ HQ this Thurs! All new material

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Just joined a gym so if anyone needs me just phone Anytime Fitness and ask for the guy who snuck in donuts.

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@GeorgeValentin2 Thanks George!

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Teachers are a lot like Freddy Krugar, they wear bad sweaters and stop children from having dreams

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Day 1 of diet: I ate pizza for breakfast and questioned if I could mix Fruit Loops into ice cream.

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@Gmski @DawnWinskill @RealTimVine That's for most in a minute, most in a hour was a stage show

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@Gmski @RealTimVine That being said Tim is GOAT 🙌🙌🙌

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@Gmski @RealTimVine The record in India was disqualified because of the use of cue cards 🙂 I currently hold the record at 550

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@DawnWinskill @RealTimVine @Gmski I unofficially broke this record on radio but Guinness no longer allow official attempts because its too difficult to measure laughter. Tim would smash it

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Had a great time hiking 120km through the Flinders Ranges.. That being said my feet now look like they belong in Area 51

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Got tickets to that Beatles movie..
Clerk- These tickets are for Yesterday.
Me - Sorry I thought I ordered them for today?
Clerk - No they're for Yesterday
Me - Can I swap them for new tickets?...
This went on for longer than I care to admit...😅😭

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Just used that new FaceApp to see what I look like when I'm old.

In fear, I have now purchased a gallon of moisturiser.

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@ayyyShadi I think this is the one 😂

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Need motivation to go to the gym. Quick, someone give me your best pep talk

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@mehdizaman89 This speaks to me

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@Nikkers4you Ill give it a go now!