Taylor Hatfield

Golden Retriever Mom• Dentist

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

First day waking up as a doctor. 🦷😂

[Ryan Roberts @RiseNDraft]

Dear Notre Dame soccer team,

Can anyone kick a football?

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

CAN ND PLEASE GO TO THE SOCCER TEAM AND PAY SOMEONE TO BE A HALFWAY DECENT KICKER. I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

Over or under 1.5 on how many more times the announcers will mention the NIU loss in this game.. 🙄

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

Who ya got this weekend? 😉🏈☘️ @morganadara

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

My favorite Meijer greeter said “good to see ya” to me as I was leaving. Clearly I’m there entirely too much. 💀😂

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

I get emotional watching this - some people would love to have your bad days. https://t.co/hb6bTokIkB

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

Actual phrases I used throughout the show:

“Ehh, ya know, probably not the best song choice.”

“That was a bit too Christina Aguilera-y for me.”

“That one got a little away from her, I think.”

🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

Not me sitting on my couch watching American Idol critiquing each performance like I’m the 4th judge.

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

**Me wearing my on clouds.. **

My dad: “You’re not gonna wear your OC’s hiking are you?”

Me: ???????

Dad: *Points to shoes** “Your OC’s..”

🤦🏼‍♀️

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

POV: you’re a homeowner with a handy dad.

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

Forever unintentionally wearing the whitest pair of shoes I own on rainy days. 😆

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

PSA: your child’s first permanent tooth sneaks in around the age of 5-6. Please don’t adopt the “they’re just baby teeth” mindset ever, but especially not for these guys.

Sincerely,
Your friendly dentist whose ❤️ breaks a little when kiddos need to have these pulled.

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

@carolinehillary Well I really wanted to see the Eagles win. Buuuutt I labeled two tennis balls for Koop and he chose the chiefs so I picked them. Guess it was the right call. 😎😂

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

My draft kings account hasn’t gotten any action since last Super Bowl & I’ve paid no attention to this NFL season. In an attempt to hold my interest tonight so I can discuss the game with my patients next week, I’m making a small wager. So I need help ya’ll…Eagles or Chiefs?

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

@DerekJ574 Your feedback is appreciated. I’d consider a good parlay too, so if you have any ideas lemme know. 😆

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

I always ask my Pedo patients how many teeth they think they have. This little munchkin today said “10”. I said “Oh I bet you have 10 just on the top.”

So I started counting & when I got to 11 I laughed bc we were both wrong & this sweet little one had an extra baby tooth. 🦷💕

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

Our office is planning a Disney trip that isn’t until November and yet here I am on this fine Monday buying another (yes ANOTHER) pair of Minnie ears. At this rate, I’ll be able to switch them out multiple times a day. Someone help. #ATaleAsOldAsTime

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

Sometimes I’ll periodically check to see if Jason Derulo still follows me from that time I tweeted at him after seeing him in concert. We’re Gucci, ya’ll. He’s still following me. 😎

(Jason, if you’re reading this, please don’t unfollow me).

[Taylor Hatfield @TaylorHatfield9]

*Googles family tree of the Dutton family after watching 1883 and starting 1923.**

I’m way too invested in this fictional family.

[gabitha. @igabitha]

trust me when i tell you. when a person loves you more than their ego, everything flows. no conversation too uncomfortable. no bare minimum task too great. no reasonable ask too unreasonable. they will move mountains for you because they want to. your happiness makes them happy.