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[taylorwest @TaylorKosteriva]

The ultimate wireless connection is prayer

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“why you look 50 and you’re 24?” and everybody in the room gagged 😭😭

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

you ever look at someone and just know they have a peanut allergy

[H @houseofhazel]

if Hailey bieber wasn’t a nepo girl I feel like she’d manage the fuck out of an aritzia

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

welp here it is again, 1 wipe november. u can only wipe once. choose wisely

[danlet @evildanevil]

Him: are u fuckign stupid

me:

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

nothing will prepare you for what he is about to say
https://t.co/wfjbotbqWG

[molly @molllllusk]

I miss four weddings. I miss four strangers with the ugliest weddings you’ve ever seen judging the living crap out of each other. nothing else on tv like it.

[Brody @britmebaby]

This is what plays in my head when something goes wrong in my life

[jay ➠ @flvckojamie]

@albert12798 this is equivalent of making ur own subway sandwich and then calling it trash

[culture @notgwendalupe]

quite historic

[m a r i @cupofmariel]

Nick Jonas was only 16 when he sang “ʳᵉᵈ ᵈʳᵉˢˢ”

[Scooby-Doo History @scoobyhistory]

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Easter in Italy is not what I expected

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

applebee's removing me from the bar when i turn happy hour into depressed piece of shit hour

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

as far back as i can remember i always wanted to have $30

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i have to be the silliest and most whimsical bitch at the corner store

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

is everything okay babe you’ve barely touched ur swiss cheese block croc

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

bro u are literally my honey pie

[pj @pjayevans]

The football should randomly explode