Taylor Kuter

[Grace @gracecamille_]

they’re going to Princess Diana him omg

[julia @eathedocument]

will never forget seeing and hearing this on the big screen for the first time https://t.co/keheJQBp7R

[🖤💗 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 🎀 𝒆𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒏 💗🖤 @dead_vape_maree]

JFK assassination lego set (not AI)

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

the plan

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

After seeing Everywhere Everyone All At Once in theaters I have to read the plot synopsis of every A24 movie to make sure I’m not paying money to see Reddit-style nonsense. Unfortunately Beau is Afraid did not pass muster. It’s time to call it on A24. They fell off

[Taylor Kuter @TaylorKuter]

@JohnMakesMixes It’s true I am exposed

[Taylor Kuter @TaylorKuter]

“Ensure the faucet’s data cable is connected to the control box” science has gone too far

[Taylor Kuter @TaylorKuter]

Never thought I’d utter the phrase “maybe the batteries for the sink are dead” but here we are

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[Taylor Kuter @TaylorKuter]

I am forever haunted by a party I hosted in 2018 where @JohnMakesMixes was going to tell me some top-notch scene drama but I blacked out and never recovered it

[NASA InSight @NASAInSight]

My power’s really low, so this may be the last image I can send. Don’t worry about me though: my time here has been both productive and serene. If I can keep talking to my mission team, I will – but I’ll be signing off here soon. Thanks for staying with me.

[Taylor Kuter @TaylorKuter]

@cdeeseallday Yikes

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

I’ll say it. Most Thanksgiving food stinks, and it’s only eaten because that’s what we’ve always done. We should eat whatever our families like. BBQ, tacos, whatever. Leave the pies.

[Taylor Kuter @TaylorKuter]

Oh man this was fun

You Be the Ump 7/7
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https://t.co/2igLWq1Kib

[Taylor Kuter @TaylorKuter]

@JohnJohnJarrett The chorus of Oh Caroline is the best hook of the year

[naman @deleuzesionaI]

5 tickets to the turnstile jpegmafia snail mail tour please

[chase @thogbombadil]

GEORGE: jerry, they fired geoff collins! next up👐 deion sanders!

JERRY: i- wait a sec george, deion?

GEORGE: aren’t you on twitter, jerry?

ELAINE: well *i* think it’s sad to celebrate a man losing his job—

*kramer enters in half a buzz suit*: we’re looting bobby dodd

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Yard House ain���t nothing but Applebees with a peacoat on