chris

Drummer in @lnzoandco | singer for @effuseband | Reviews Metal and Prog for @progsubway | Animal Guy | Drums/ATL/Games/Sports/Music/Dogs

[chris @cdeeseallday]

UGA has only won national championships when there are two Democratic senators, just food for thought

[J. Sebastian Quinn-cket @JohnMakesMixes]

@stephenasmith who are you picking between these two birds I saw at Old Santee Canal Park yesterday?

[chris @cdeeseallday]

@JohnMakesMixes If I could do that I would consider Christmas tree

[chris @cdeeseallday]

I really can't explain it but having watched it today multiple times on camera, as long as he isn't asleep Lorenzo legitimately gets up almost every time a Bob Ross episode ends, does a house lap/door check and then lays back down for the next one.

[chris @cdeeseallday]

@ziggyamc Real

[Lewtwo @Lewchube]

this pokemon design is perfect and he should have been the series mascot

[Cerealously 🥛🥣 @cerealouslynet]

*interrupts your apocalyptic doomscrolling*
there's new guys on the wheaties

[Chris Mickas @chris_mickas]

need this

[chris @cdeeseallday]

New york liberty color scheme is sick

[chris @cdeeseallday]

@LizzieBoooo I do it every week basically

[chris @cdeeseallday]

It's really not a joke when I say the feeling I get with new spiderman media is the peak of my mood every year and idk what that says about me tbh

[Dzeeff @dzeeff]

This is what you get without an HOA.

We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor

[chris @cdeeseallday]

I need someone to pursue me romantically like the guy from sweetwater pursues me to buy more gear.

[chris @cdeeseallday]

Oh no they've created the ultimate targeted marketing for me

[chris @cdeeseallday]

@alexis_kuter No commitment this one

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

today’s the day

[chris @cdeeseallday]

Plot twist: everyone has a third, even truer name.

[Christopher Paolini @paolini]

So, yeah, I wrote another book. MURTAGH is a full-length, stand-alone novel that picks up one year after the events of the Inheritance Cycle and builds on the story of the original series.

Return to the #WorldofEragon this fall with #MURTAGH! Pre-order 👉 https://t.co/blF8OtgWpv

[chris @cdeeseallday]

I'm not like other guys; when I hear the words "Since you've been gone" I think of Dismemberment Plan's "The City".

[chris @cdeeseallday]

People at the gig telling me I sound like Morrissey

[chris @cdeeseallday]

@yrsweetcaroline 😥

[chris @cdeeseallday]

@alexis_kuter 😐

[chris @cdeeseallday]

The only reason I don't have valentine's plans is because someone totaled my car I swear