Chris Mickas

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I feel like I've never been on the receiving side of blatant corruption and abuse of power. This is thrilling

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

It may not have been a good idea to put a podcaster who had been in the senate for one year in this kind of position.

[min @grndslmclly]

all that to support the sf giants

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

It’s impossible to negotiate with the US/Israel. They are bad faith actors. Completely unreliable

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Hey man, do you mind if we push this call til next week? I’m thinking one or both of us might die in the upcoming nuclear holocaust, which would pretty much solve this whole problem for us

[SF Giants on NBCS @NBCSGiants]

Hippity hoppity please make it stopity

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

Speak for yourself, in woke San Francisco bluegrass is alive and well

[Bilge Ebiri @BilgeEbiri]

“I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.”

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Jimmy Neutron would probably die young like a great dane

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

This is what Dock Ellis was seeing on June 12th, 1970

[Lee @leeartr]

No more alt-country mid/shoegaze slop everybody start making surfy dream-pop right now there's a recession

[Maia @maiamindel]

the slopulist tax cuts craze is a natural consequence of the "the voters are stupid, evil hogs who should just be fed whatever polls well because they don't understand anything" theory of politics that is otherwise alive and well

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Catchy opening! But the comma splice is unwieldy. Why dont you try "It was not just the best of times. It was also the worst of times."

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

The median voter:

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

Paul McCartney invents Animal Collective https://t.co/ik3GgpNBuu

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

ChatG&T

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

yes hello metaphor police,