Dalton & I spent today putting together Sawyer’s crib and dresser. He asked if we could put the sheets on her mattress & when we finished he stood there looking at everything so proudly, said “our baby is gonna sleep there” & I don’t think I could have dreamed of a better life.
Did anyone else start to wear a white cami under every single shirt ever in middle school and then you became physically unable to wear a shirt without one for years? Because same.
Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child.
Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.
mannn so many people are buying “cute little ducklings” and have no idea how to take care of them or how much work they really are 🙃🙂 plz don’t buy animals you are unprepared to provide a good home for them.
A man in a truck very similar to Dalton’s, a lineman no less, pulled up next to us today & we noticed a cat in his window... he proceeded to make it wave at us and put its paws on the steering wheel like it was driving.
Y’all pray for me... I just looked into Dalton’s future. 🐈
Dalton just brought me ice cream in bed and said “here’s the deal, you have to finish it all because I’m not getting up to put it away.”
Y’all when I say I found my true love.
*Plays three separate Nirvana songs waiting for him to guess the artist.*
Dalton “Red Hot Chili Peppers”
I’m gonna need someone to revoke his EDBD ticket.