Am I allowed to fight the patient visitor who looked at my empty lobby and said “I hope I don’t jinx you and that it stays quiet like this for the rest of the night”
Some election solicitor came to our door at 8pm to ask about putting a sign in our yard and when Mason answered the door she asked if his parents were home ☠️ ma’am we’re almost 30
To whomever in NKY drives a shitty black car with “MILF Hunter” as a bumper sticker, just know that if I see you again I’m throwing hands for almost killing me today