Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!
Men will be like, “women just aren’t good leaders,” and then call their wives 9 times from the grocery store because they can’t find the items on the list *she* made.
But sure, women can’t handle leadership.
When Trumps dad got Alzheimer's (which is hereditary) they put him in a pretend office and let him sign pretend papers and make pretend decisions for his companies.
I feel like that information is relevant right now.
So we’ve got enough money to give every citizen in Greenland $100,000 cash, but we don’t have enough money to give hungry children in America free lunch at school?
And we’ve got enough money to pay Denmark $750 billion to buy Greenland, but we don’t have enough money to fund USAID which costs 21x less and saves over 3 million lives each year?
People are saying if Brooklyn was serious he should have walked away at 18 and I’m realising some of you have actually never dealt with narcissistic people in your life.
“Fucking bitch” are not the immediate words of someone who shot a person in the face because they were scared. They are the immediate words of someone who shot a person in the face because they were mad at them.
It’s almost like earth was perfectly created for human beings, literally water falls from the sky and food grows on trees, but somehow we find ourselves trapped in a machine that requires credit scores and a 40 hour work week for existence.
referring to someone who may have been sexually assaulting little girls on a private island as ‘being handsy with somebody twenty years ago” is insanity. she’s so fucking vile.
my favorite reddit stories to read are ones where husband pressures wife into opening their marriage however he gravely overestimates his market value and loses his fucking mind crying and shitting his pants bc wife is getting many many dates meanwhile no one wants his ugly ass
Apparently, rightly calling Charlie Kirk a racist after he was killed was enough to get people fired, but the president of the United States writing an entire post insulting Rob Reiner for his politics after he was brutally murdered is just fine.