Taylor Luree💀

[Taylor Luree💀 @TaylorLuree]

"Can you read me the description of the fried pickles? I know what they are but I just want to hear you describe them to me." -@heard_olivia

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[Liv ✿ 🐞 @fateofolivia]

okay pop off depressed goldilocks

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

you guys would love a gas station in central florida

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The same people who say the Pope should stay out of politics want to force prayer and the Ten Commandments in public schools

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

When you see your taxes being spent on feeding children instead of bombing them.

[Taylor Luree💀 @TaylorLuree]

@NoahKahan this means only 20 days until I turn 30.. oh fuckkk

[ً @prinkasusa]

Men will be like, “women just aren’t good leaders,” and then call their wives 9 times from the grocery store because they can’t find the items on the list *she* made.

But sure, women can’t handle leadership.

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

hard to find the balance between educating yourself on current events and not making yourself so indescribably sad that you can't properly function.

[Josh Eberley 🇨🇦 @JoshEberley]

If you are worried your friends and family would ostracize you if they knew what you did for work, maybe you shouldn't do that sort of work?

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

When Trumps dad got Alzheimer's (which is hereditary) they put him in a pretend office and let him sign pretend papers and make pretend decisions for his companies.

I feel like that information is relevant right now.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

So we’ve got enough money to give every citizen in Greenland $100,000 cash, but we don’t have enough money to give hungry children in America free lunch at school?

And we’ve got enough money to pay Denmark $750 billion to buy Greenland, but we don’t have enough money to fund USAID which costs 21x less and saves over 3 million lives each year?

[ru 🎀 @rvmbiie]

People are saying if Brooklyn was serious he should have walked away at 18 and I’m realising some of you have actually never dealt with narcissistic people in your life.

[Chris M. @BadMoodMorgado]

“Fucking bitch” are not the immediate words of someone who shot a person in the face because they were scared. They are the immediate words of someone who shot a person in the face because they were mad at them.

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

It’s almost like earth was perfectly created for human beings, literally water falls from the sky and food grows on trees, but somehow we find ourselves trapped in a machine that requires credit scores and a 40 hour work week for existence.

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

referring to someone who may have been sexually assaulting little girls on a private island as ‘being handsy with somebody twenty years ago” is insanity. she’s so fucking vile.

[bug girl @buggirl]

my favorite reddit stories to read are ones where husband pressures wife into opening their marriage however he gravely overestimates his market value and loses his fucking mind crying and shitting his pants bc wife is getting many many dates meanwhile no one wants his ugly ass

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

The United States of America will do absolutely anything before it passes common sense gun laws.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Apparently, rightly calling Charlie Kirk a racist after he was killed was enough to get people fired, but the president of the United States writing an entire post insulting Rob Reiner for his politics after he was brutally murdered is just fine.

[betty elms @elizabethbelsky]

Boymom mentality is a mental illness