The Black Larry David

I (re)tweet things that make me laugh and sometimes other people laugh too. Also talk hip hop

[The Black Larry David @TaylorMadeLife]

There are thousands of great guitar players and I am going to become one of them

[The Black Larry David @TaylorMadeLife]

@_jordansjordans @HipHopNumbers You right, immortal is the song I was thinking of

[M.A.L @MALof718]

Fair enough

[Hip Hop By The Numbers @HipHopNumbers]

Gucci Mane turns 40

These numbers are wild... & influential

102 Projects since 2005
6.8 Projects/Year
1,650+ officially released lead songs
110/year
Approx. 90 hours of music...
24 Billboard 200 Entries - Most for any rapper since '05

🤯 What's your fav Gucci project?

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

If you eat a bunch of spaghetti and wear a sweater to a rap battle you deserve to lose

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

"sonic is faster than the car," you think. "why would he use one in a racing game?"

it's the right question, but you don't wait for the answer, confident one doesn't exist. suddenly you realize: sonic uses the car to make the races fair. sonic is a good sport, and you are a fool

[The Black Larry David @TaylorMadeLife]

You gotta be a Grade A loser to be smurfing on a mobile chess app

[wint @dril]

so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Congratulations to Netflix for going 2 for 24 last night. Quite an accomplishment.

[ABA Uncman @GOODBROTHERLYZM]

She look like Handsome Squidwward

[Tori Jeanine @torijeanine]

looks like the live-forever chocolate worked!!!

[The Black Larry David @TaylorMadeLife]

I barely can

[The Black Larry David @TaylorMadeLife]

@xfl2020 @JewNupe Ja Rule lost a rap beef so badly he’s still being disrespected over a decade later

[The Black Larry David @TaylorMadeLife]

It’s kinda weird when the Uber pulls up in a nicer version of your own car. He didn’t know but the way he said hello made me feel like he kinda did

[J Λ M Ξ S @jamesglynn]

when you’re in an uber from the airport to a new city https://t.co/0bwjZNPUXg

[Disparate Youth @BJStrongArmAHo]

Imagine being in a party with a nigga that can’t handle his french fries.

[The Black Larry David @TaylorMadeLife]

@MJA773 Bruh it’s like he’s playing on rookie

[The Black Larry David @TaylorMadeLife]

Meet me at the corner at the parking lot garage