taylor 🌸

the grass is greener where you water it 🌱🌱🌱💗💜💙

[J BE4NS 🇯🇲 @_joshmcintyre_]

“DIANA OPEN UP THESE PEARLY GATES RIGHT NOW!!”

[taylor 🌸 @TaylorSmthOrDie]

Okay I know I’m so late to this because I just now started watching New Girl, but Nick Miller is quickly becoming one of my favorite characters ever.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Might just be me but “an entire country is screwed because one woman was not immortal” feels like a bad system of government?

[taylor 🌸 @TaylorSmthOrDie]

Did everyone in the state of Florida drink a big glass of can’t fucking drive juice this morning????? Jesus Christ

[Erika 🫶🏻 @ErikaBuis]

You. Will. Be.... POPular

[Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi]

I’m sorry I haven’t replied to your email but I glanced at it, vowed to deal with it later, and now the very thought of even opening it fills me with crippling dread.

[taylor 🌸 @TaylorSmthOrDie]

so i gotta stop listening to mfm and crime junkies before i go to bed because i just woke up from a dream where i literally murdered three of my family members

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

Gonna write a book for kids of divorce called "If You Give Your Mom A Boyfriend"

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I really can’t believe high school me was texting people 24/7 like now if I receive more than 3 texts from someone in an hour my entire body shuts down it’s like the scene in monsters inc with the sock

[taylor 🌸 @TaylorSmthOrDie]

haven’t posted my face on here in a minute. enjoy👐🏼

[Uche White-Thorpe @chukwu_21]

My sister and her friend are running for pres and vp of Harvard’s student government and they never had to go this hard

[Batty Bae ✨ @TerryTorro]

Me watching y’all support Kanye

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

Might fuck around and refuse to date until I’m 25 and my frontal lobe is fully developed out of respect for myself and others

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning
To the altos and the baritones in choir
To the viola players and trombonists in the band
Your melody is not the one
the world sings
But it’s so much more f***ing interesting &
The song falls apart without you

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

in hell they just make you hang out with yourself from four years earlier

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

Would a depressed person be able to do THIS?
*gets a car wash for the first time in a year then goes right back to bed*