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[Spitfire @RealSpitfire]

To the idiots celebrating government controlling kids, you just agreed to adults having to hand over facial recognition, digital ID, passports and/or credit card details to prove you are not a child.

Your stupidity is immeasurable.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

As an MOT tester we are likely to overcome small issues & adjustments in your favour if you can be arsed to present a vehicle in a clean order and top up your washers etc. The scruffy cunts amongst you will most likely end up with a failure if there's any to be found.

[JG @HighburyJoe]

People expect Laura Woods and a panel made 66% of Arsenal fans to be completely neutral when representing an English TV channel, but have no issue with Neville and Carragher spouting their anti Arsenal agendas that feed into everyone’s shallow minds every week 😂 we see you all

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If I pay for Amazon Prime I should NOT have to pay additional for Prime movies.

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

i caught two kids smoking weed outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking weed outside my office

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

maturing is realizing that apple watch is a waste of money.

[RL @ReggieLaw6]

Declan Rice Picking up Berta is killing me man 😭😭😭

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

So, after all this, you’re telling me that Man City are actually the bottlers?

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[Premier League @premierleague]

🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆

[Josefina Santambrogio @CocodriliJJ]

@CrossCountryUK you should be ashamed of yourselves. The ridiculous prices we pay to travel like this???

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Dear apple we can’t use our watches at night for the sleep data because it doesn’t have enough charge. We have to charge it while we’re sleeping

[WYardie @White_Yardie]

Yesterday Man City got away with 2 reds cards and 2 penalties for Brentford. Only Arsenal fans were annoyed

Today Raya was clotheslined so West Ham goal disallowed (rightfully) all 19 teams in the league are crying

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

It feels weird that a VAR call hasn't benefitted Man City.

[cmbftbl @cmbftbl]

Noni Madueke I’m in a good mood but I don’t wanna see you duck a 50/50 on this stage ever again

[N5⭐️ @Afc_Nels2]

*players are exhausted towards the end of the match*

Declan Rice:

[⛩️ @7ahul]

actually jealous of the Arsenal kids these days, I had to go to school after firming 8-2 & 10-2

[C. @ArsecaI]

Gyokeres against Atletico Madrid's defenders

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

If he sets up a GofundMe to raise the £2.35M I’ll gladly chip in and rally others to do so as well.

No one should go to prison for making the game affordable and accessible to everyone.

The only reason he’s going to jail is because he took profits off greedy broadcasters.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

JP Morgan: We’re hiring.

Me: