tay🌻

I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence doing ☕️

[Yeah Yeah! @YeahYeahOkBro]

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I hope Karoline Leavitt enjoys the 12 weeks of paid maternity leave her party refuses to make standard for working Americans

[love drops @lovedropx]

Once I master my adhd and stop believing that I’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what I cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you all

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

I cannot emphasize enough how many lives this would change if they did it nationwide. Good on New Mexico.

[captionquirk @CaptionQuirk]

this is the week I’m having btw

[Fortune's Real Hair Henny @JCov1]

My most millennial trait is big purchases must happen in big laptop screen

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

daybitch (aah-aah-aAAh) fighter of the nightbitch (aah-aah-aAAh) champion of the sun

[Morgan ❤️💜💛🐝 @kilday_morgan]

If you're mad because people who have been paying on their student loans for 20 years are finally having them forgiven, I need you to understand that those people have probably paid back the amount they borrowed twice over because of the interest.
Stop being miserable.

[chase @_chase_____]

landlords telling you you can’t have pets is so insane to me. like………….yes i can

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

mentally i’m here:

[bruu @sitcomgirl]

dayman by it’s always sunny in philadelphia

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

ELECTION EVE #HEYNEXT HOTLINE:

Coloradans, still have your ballot? The @nexton9news will answer any candidate/issue questions you have at [email protected] IF you promise you’ll turn in that ballot and vote. Deal? Email your Qs and our team will answer ASAP. #copolitics

[🦇⚰️𝕰𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆⚰️🦇 @calicoestrella]

THERAPY ISNT ENOUGH I NEED TO PUNCH A FOUNDING FATHER

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

venmo a woman $500 today

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

did I accomplish my goals for this year? no. but did I look after my physical and mental health? not at all. but did I maintain a proper diet and sleep schedule? listen,

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

i’m an only child so my moms mantelpiece looks like i died

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

I LOVE ALMOND JOYS AND I REFUSE TO FEEL SHAMED