My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA
i told taylor i signed up for summer classes since we probably won’t get to do much over summer anyways and the bitch pulled over and kicked me out of her car for having a “negative attitude” hahahahahahahaha
Afterpay is so dangerous because I’m like oh only $21 due right now :-) and then for the next 3 months I’m wondering why i have no money as the rest gets taken out of my account
some “nice, lovely” 24 year old dude has been delivering my grandparents groceries and today I found out that my grandpa put MY NAME AND NUMBER ON A STICKY NOTE ON THEIR DOOR FOR HIM because “he looked like your type” this quarantine has got to stop