Hold the fuck on, hold the motherfucking fuck on a second… are people actually out there talking about a Trump win being “inevitable”?
You’re talking about the twice impeached, quadruply indicted, 34-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, business fraud who kept our national security secrets in his f’ng bathroom and wanted to see his VP hanged for not breaking democracy?
The sociopath who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day and asked about injecting bleach is some kind of fucking “given”?
The “dictator on day one” who said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and would inherit a Supreme Court that would actually let him? That guy’s winning is already written?
Really?
The child-separating racist who is promising detention camps and mass deportations?
The Putin puppet who’ll abandon NATO?
We’re just gonna surrender to that fucking guy and all the accompanying awful that comes with him?
Now? In JULY?!?
Because he’s got a pantyliner on his ear thanks to a twisted fuck who got his hands on a weapon we’ve all been trying to ban??
Are you fucking high?
Dear @taylorswift13 , You have an incredible show, an amazing and v hospitable team and excellent if gigantic boyfriend (#tequilashots.). Thanks so much from one ageing London boy, wife and thrilled 8 year old #halfgirlhalfbracelet
imagine bringing out your hot football player bf to pick you up in front of 80,000 people who are screaming and cheering for you, him, and your relationship and also it’s your ex’s hometown and also paul mccartney is there
Once again…I can’t help but feel a phenomenal sense of pride.
None of the other bums Taylor has been with would ever be this prepared and poised in front of 90,000 people while wearing that costume..
A football man proving to the world that chivalry is not dead.. and you’re allowed to be pumped to support your partner..
🗣🗣 ATTA BABY @tkelce
1) #TSTTPD is a piercingly vulnerable window into the 2022-2023 psyche of the biggest star in the world. It has some *really* good songs. I think it might be the most interesting lyrical product she’s ever put out. And it is, objectively, not her best album. Bear with me.
I pay what I owe.
Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS
$288,000,000.00
This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year.
Tag a former president that you know doesn’t
To have the new generation of mainstream pop girls be this brave and this willing to be 100% clear about an issue that is SO polarizing. I have tears in my eyes it’s awesome to see
0 escalators working at 53rd and Lex on a Thurs AM. So crowded, I barely got onto the platform and was forced to grab a person in front of me so I didn’t fall into the tracks. @MTA this is wildly unsafe and there isn’t a single alert on the app or conductor announcement. WTF.
I feel like we’re not talking enough about the fact that the Alabama Supreme Court quoted the Bible and cited the “wrath of God” as their legal reasoning for why frozen embryos are in fact “children.”
The Engoron ruling is in.
It’s a 92 page ruling.
At quick glance, there are multiple fines totaling $364 million
Penalties:
Trump banned from doing business in NY state for 3 years.
Trumpkins banned for 2 years.
Details to follow.
It’s big enough to cripple him.
https://t.co/0KusfBzDcS
this is quite literally the most cunty situation to be in . Like you won a Grammy for AOTY, played a few sold out shows in Japan, flew back to watch your bf win the fucking Super Bowl and then your song is playing in the club after like that’s crazyyy
In the past month Taylor Swift has continued a world tour, won her 14th Grammy, announced her 11th new album, and watched her boyfriend play in the Super Bowl and I’ve been “getting ready to dust” for the past two weeks.