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“I’m sorry, women.” -Rodrick Heffley

[Taylor @Taylor_TheLatte]

Can someone please Venmo me $699.99 for something important

[Kayla @luv2read13]

told the wife I was going out with my buddy Rod… I didn’t mention Reel and Tackle would be there too! 🤣🤣

[wint @dril]

trying to soften the blow of telling my wife i bought a $90 boomerang with wolfs on it by saying i got the $16.44/mo payment plan

[P @PPFleegrr_87]

Generational wealth

[peter @arabatman_]

“are you up to date with the Drake & Kendrick beef” brother is your resume up to date for job opportunities

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Where was she going with this?

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

the cretin I call “roommate”: 420!! wanna hit this?

me: ahh yes, the favorite holiday of the ne'er-do-well…and why, pray tell, would I wish to “hit” that? to intentionally dull one’s mind? I much prefer to keep my wits sharp *chuckles smugly* though I doubt you could relate

[Dylan Hornik @_Hornik_]

OJ Simpson? The Hall of Fame running back?

[Is it market? @isitmarket]

He has risen

[aj. RUIN: 35th Anniversary - Definitive Edition @ajgenerated]

We have to go back in time and destroy AI at the source

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

happy international women’s day

[derek @brainedimage]

Haven't done a pushup in years. Doesn't seem right with what's been going on in the world

[Central 301 @Central301]

Completely normal start to the day at the District Office.

#WeAreCentral 🚀
#Halloween 🎃
#HappyHalloween
#HappyHalloween2023

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

The Rock River is gorgeous this time of year. Illinois really is in the #MiddleofEverything.