ME to Brooke ; My brain blesses me with forgetfulness so I can rewatch all 12 seasons of criminal minds about 16 times in a row if I want.
ALSO ME TO MYSELF OUT LOUD ; well hunny thatโs call Alzheimer's ๐
ME : 7:00am heating up bong with torch for a dab hit
SPIDER : starts dropping down slowly 4feet in front of my face on string of web.
ME: tilts torch up just enough for it to touch spider
SPIDER: legs shrivel up and burns to the floor
ME : continues heating up bong for dab
If this ainโt the truth ! ๐๐ฝ half the time we pretend we donโt know shit to see if you gunna lie or not๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ and even after you lie we stay quiet and donโt let you know that we already know ๐๐#fbistatus https://t.co/DYgw2ZFQxz