Taylor🔆

25|she/her
Animals and Plants make me happy.
you can make me happy too➡️ venmo @ TaylorRenaeA

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

"My ass is about to be a pez dispenser for frozen hot pockets"

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

It smells like pads and poo poo in here

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

I need better Hidden Valley Ranch management

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

Yo that box is dustier than someone's grand mammys vagina

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

I believe, my friend, we all have angels
And you are mine
I think you should know you saved my life.🎶

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

"Back door wasn't locked. Some men just dont know how to use it"

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

"That's it, it's my turn. Send in the creepy old men" -my boss

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

New pet peeve unlocked: people coming into the office (or waiting until I leave) and turning on the AC, so the office is FREEZING when I come back.

I dont come mess with your stuff when Im gonna be in your space for 5 minutes, leave my AC alone.

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

I feel so much safer now that I know the car blinding me from behind because they were tailing me so close was a Firefighter.

Their right tail light was out, not that they'll get pulled over. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

"Quit wearing your smartwatches to weddings. You look like a spy kid"

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

If you get an erection opening a jar of peanut butter, you have a problem dude.

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

Went to the bathroom in a rather hurry, did my thing because coffee and looked over to grab toilet paper. There is none. So here i sit, planning my next move like:

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

Give me enough caffeine and suddenly I get Golden Retriever energy

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

"You're a beverage goblin, but you only drink WATER"

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

Repotted tons of plants today and they only drew blood twice, thats a win to me.

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

@Hyper_S20 @ericdavid_8807 Hey man, are you bridge shaming here? 😂😂

[Eric Anderson, E.S.P. 🔆 @ericdavid_8807]

If you keep your brights on over a mile long bridge, you're a fuckin asshole. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

Did I just go outside at 4am to check to make sure all my car windows got rolled up? Yes, yes I did.

But I can go back to sleep listening to this thunderstorm in mental peace now.

[Taylor🔆 @TayluhEh]

@ericdavid_8807 You are now