Taylor 葛涛

Eccentric billionaire genius male model at heart

[Taylor 葛涛 @Tayman_1]

Monk: "there are 4 aspects to the nap; bed, tuck, peace, cheese".

Me, monk in training: "what about, like, sleep?"

Monk: *takes out gun and shoots me in the face*

This tweet came to me immediately upon waking up and I don't know what it means.

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The plural form is actually Dudes Perfect, like attorneys general

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@MattVerderame can you add me back to the group chat please

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@RealBirdLawyer @brandonperna

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@nflmemes @BrandonPerna

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@Conner_DKC No

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@minakimes Mina, be an adult, use dark mode smh

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@RealBirdLawyer @BrandonPerna suffer 😭😭

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@RealMNchiefsfan @RyanTracyNFL Seth, going to keep reposting this until you answer me, bro.

Also, let us know when / where we can meet up with you at the Jags game this Sunday! Want you to autograph my copy of Lucy v. Zehmer.

https://t.co/7IYhOMZbT2

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@RealMNchiefsfan Do you think so many teams are going all in right now because they see the upcoming cap flexibility / positioning of KC?

Also, questions 1a, 1b, 2, and 5 from last time. If you ignore me again, I'll have no choice but to cry.

https://t.co/S8ni77lbFY

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@RealMNchiefsfan Do you think so many teams are going all in right now because they see the upcoming cap flexibility / positioning of KC?

Also, questions 1a, 1b, 2, and 5 from last time. If you ignore me again, I'll have no choice but to cry.

https://t.co/S8ni77lbFY

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@RealMNchiefsfan 1. i can't help but be excited for next year's draft; the plethora of picks, the wide open cap space relative to other good teams, other afc qb's getting paid, etc. hard to not be sickeningly optimistic about some huge splash signings / trades. can you feel it seth?

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@ringernfl @SongFinderBot

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@RealMNchiefsfan 3. cont'd: combo trade from carolina even remotely plausible?

4. robert quinn is off the board. where do we go from here?

5. do you believe paul was speaking of himself pre or post conversion in Romans 7:15-25?

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@RealMNchiefsfan 1b. do you have your eyes on anyone in particular for next year vis a vis trade or free agency?

2. how do you see our draft playing out next year? e.g. edge, tackle, wr, edge, tackle?

3. what would veach swinging for the fences look like THIS year? is a burns + dj moore ...

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@CSWhiles @RealMNchiefsfan I wanted pickens so bad, still trying to not be salty about it.

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@noodlescompany #Noodz

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Stunning roll cloud over Lake Michigan captured by Ken Temple.

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@AndreasSteno @RemindMe_OfThis on 3/15/2023

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@MattVerderame i'm sorry but this is actually comedy. Matt, just have some journalistic integrity and become a shameless chiefs homer

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@RealMNchiefsfan Corvino supper club. Cafe des Amis. Story KC. Cafe Provence.