Tim Barto

[Tim Barto @Tbarto]

You know who appreciates everything about cybertrucks? Next gen cool kids. At a bday party, this bright young lad was curious about my CT so I gave him the complete tour. After I left they said he asked the face painter to put a cyberbeast on his forehead. Pretty cool, kid. (He was even aware of the easter egg window smash!) Don't learn to fear, hate or go along with the herd. The CT is objectively the best vehicle on the road. Part tank. Part spaceship. The kid in all of us loves that.
@elonmusk

[Tim Barto @Tbarto]

@ElonMuskAOC Beautiful, @elonmusk . Everything you touch blooms beautifully, despite the pricks all around. Thank you for all you do.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Hangs Up Sign In White House 'You Must Be This Tall To Receive Foreign Aid' https://t.co/AZBqzMskIt

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

If anybody tries to make you feel guilty about the government employees losing their jobs, show them this clip of Jen Psaki in 2021 telling oil pipeline workers to go get green jobs.

[Jonathan Choe @choeshow]

Don't buy Jake Tapper's new book.

[Tim Barto @Tbarto]

@TrumpBaroon Yes

[Gary Clark Jr @GaryClarkJr]

Last night was a dream come true. Thanks @paulwallbaby @zeale @blackillacmusic @bamitskam @abrahamalexander @jackievenson @rashiphop @redbullmusic team, my whole squad and everybody who made it happen. 🙏🏾 https://t.co/ARnD4iP1VT

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

WHAT A COMEBACK‼️

Tulane stuns USC 46-45 in the Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic 😤

[Tulane Football @GreenWaveFB]

Touchdown Tulane!!! @michaelpratt930 connects with @abauman325 from six yards out

Tulane 46
USC 45

4Q | 00:09

#Rollwave | #LikeNoOther | #GoodyearCottonBowl

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Tulane beating USC is so funny 😂 https://t.co/swiDFBQJVp

[Emerson Collins @ActuallyEmerson]

The weirdest flight ever.
These sounds started over the intercom before takeoff and continued throughout the flight.
They couldn’t stop it, and after landing still had no idea what it was.

[@jackbutcher @jackbutcher]

all stocks are meme stocks

elon understands this

[Steph Smith @stephsmithio]

It's nearly impossible to imagine how life will look in 500 years, when you consider the last 500...

• 15y ago: no iPhones
• 40y: Internet invented
• 70y: double helix found
• 95y: first antibiotic
• 120y: human flight
• 250y: life expectancy 29
• 500y: 0% female literacy

[Gary Derheim @DerheimMgdSvcs]

#September11th #NeverForget911

[Web Smith @web]

Content creation may be one of the hardest jobs that people believe to be easy.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Huy Fong's Sriracha hit revenue of $150m+ a year...with no sales team, no trademark and $0 in ad spend.

Its creator is Vietnamese-American David Tran, making the sauce's success a tale of immigrant hustle and a product that literally sells itself.

Here's the story🧵

[Tim Barto @Tbarto]

@SputnikInt @50cent #weaksauce

[Tim Barto @Tbarto]

@juliabainbridge DonutAF

[Brandy Clark @TheBrandyClark]

And then I’m gonna drink a cocktail: vodka and ginger ale Yeah, I’m gonna smoke a cigarette that’s nine miles long I’m gonna kiss a pretty girl on the tilt-a-whirl Cause this old man is going to town”
“WHEN I GET TO HEAVEN” ~ John Prine 💔 🚬

[Tim Barto @Tbarto]

VDI is dead. Long live DaaS. Be secure, productive from anywhere on any device?