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[Jo @Tboolio]

@BabySensoryHQ @BabySensoryHQ how do I register? X

[dave trott @davetrott]

"Intelligent people ignore advertising because advertising ignores intelligent people" - Bob Levenson

[dave trott @davetrott]

In Singapore, if you opt out of the organ-donor scheme you go to the bottom of the list for transplants. Wouldn't that be a good idea for masks: if you opt out of wearing one you go to the bottom of the list for coronavirus treatment?

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Yep. Like many people, I’ve stopped and looked inside an in completed house before. Weirdly, no one tracked me down and shot me to death in the middle of the street.

[Wisdom Rocks @GetWisdomDude]

At That Very Moment,
Doctors Should Have Motioned Their Predetermined Signal To Pence To Have Marines Come Hoist Him Into His Gold Decorated Padded Room Because They Knew, They KNEW This Day Was Coming.
#StayAtHome
Please #DontDrinkBleach
@PaulLidicul https://t.co/8mmJElJDcD

[Jo @Tboolio]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp OK thanks, maybe you should take it off the app as it's misleading and I just wasted 40 minutes browsing to take advantage of the offer. I have a screenshot of it.

[Jo @Tboolio]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp Why is the HIYA30 promo code not working?

[Jo @Tboolio]

@trouteyes @SazzleCazzle lololol

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Still no footage of him giving it back.

[Jo @Tboolio]

@psyclelondon when is the Bayswater studio opening? X

[Jo @Tboolio]

@BBCOne @EoinHouly !!! this dude

[Jo @Tboolio]

@Mr_Bingo line it with a plakky bag 😂

[Jo @Tboolio]

@rickygervais Cute dog on suicide watch

[Jo @Tboolio]

@Roshorner What in them?! What are the variations?!

[Jo @Tboolio]

Yes @IrvineWelsh dishing it out to Piers. Love it 😂

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

You’re wrong again, you fucking dozy wanker. I’m 6ft 2, so offensive big berk, if you please.

[Jo @Tboolio]

Current read. Can't put it down. Makes me wanna send my ex-therapist a bunch of flowers. And a medal. Lol.

[Lori Gottlieb @LoriGottlieb1]

It's here! MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK TO SOMEONE is available for pre-order. @KatieCouric, @ariannahuff, @susancain, @scahalan, @sarahhepola, @ajjacobs, @LDamour, @AskingAmy, @YalomID are fans. @EvaLongoria is making it @ABCNetwork. MAYBE YOU SHOULD...buy one? https://t.co/MtyKsMv1u4

[Jo @Tboolio]

@LoriGottlieb1 @katiecouric @ariannahuff @susancain @scahalan @sarahhepola @ajjacobs @LDamour @AskingAmy @YalomID @EvaLongoria @ABCNetwork LOVE THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!

[Jo @Tboolio]

lol!