Michi

The north remembers

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

I heard someone say, satan got adam and eve to fix their eyes on one tree when god had already given them an entire garden, think about that. The enemy didn't have to convince them that they had nothing. He just had to make them forget everything that they already had. And he still, till this day, uses the same strategy. He gets us to focus on relationships we don't have, the job that we don't have, the opportunity we don't have, the healing we haven't seen yet. Meanwhile, we are blind to the countless prayers god has already answered. Gratitude isn't pretending you don't want more, it's refusing to let what you don't have make you forget the goodness of god that's already surrounding you.

[Älëzä 🇰🇪 @Moddy_KE]

Umetulia ma kamattress kako chini alafu unaskia mtu kwa dirisha "na hii si ni vacant"😭😂😂

[Ayatollah Kimani @Steebie_K]

they will pry this app from my cold dead hands

[cryinginbrown🍆 @walllkerrr]

“Saw throat”

[medster101 @medster101]

I’m not gonna lie

The combination of Peter Cullen’s voice and that Linkin Park song just makes this feel like the greatest ending to any movie ever

[SHARON @SharonMo15]

Our politicians are a natural disaster

[sien chase @sien_wtf]

Estate security came to knock because they have a strict policy on ‘No Pets Allowed’

Sir, it’s me that’s barking. See the picture my babe sent me

[Pinn💥 @PinnaColadaa_]

Comment j’me sent quand je met mes écouteurs sans fils dans leurs boite

[MoriTV @MoriLIVE_]

This whole case has been a gift in disguise for millions of men

[SinCara ‎⁨ᥫ᭡ @dombwosque24823]

Msiwaisahau incidents kama hizi!!

[` @schrutelad]

bruno could score an own goal every game from now until GW38 and get us relegated and i still won’t speak a bad word about him. some players earn that right. he’s in the rooney category for me with how i feel about him.

[Shevy Omobolaji Jonjo @ShevyJonjo]

You found him worthy to be your partner, but the reaction of other women is your validation 😂😂. Your own personal person. It is well.

[Sloane Painfuldeath 🇭🇹 @ibetterdie]

are you fucking kidding me

[Oslina Mogotlane @OslinaM]

As an adult why are you littering? Also why are you throwing things through the window of a moving car?? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[Garby @Atlantis252]

we meant questions about the job

[anis @JustUghhhhh]

told my brother that i don’t have a girlfriend cos I’m into boys and he asked, “so why don’t you have a boyfriend?”

[Cleetus Olney @CleetusOlney]

Ladies, this is a woman you should rally around.

[Franklin Kaweru @FranklinKaweru]

BRO 😳🙆‍♂️

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

FPL imekuwa ngumu kuliko Kiswahili ya Jesma 009 😅