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@CallaWalsh No. No you do not. You won’t even earn as much in your life as he’s paid in taxes

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Dave: do you know what? I thought about it. I’m gunna mash the button. I am mashing it today.

Will: i’m gonna let the beat ride for whatever you’re talking about right now

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Dillon: that’s what I said the other day, man. It’s sneaky not a bad couch

Will: are we gunna Rochambeau for the couch?

Dillon: we could just go three men on the couch…

Dave: I don’t think that’s practical at all

Dillon: well, we could make it work Dave

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Brett: The Nantucket airport three digit, or three letter code is ACK

Dave: ok. I once knew a man from Nantucket…

Brett: what did he do?

Dave: anyway....

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Dillon: we’re content guys, first and foremost

Dave: team content > everything. That’s what my tat says

Dillon: Content > weddings

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Dillon: she keeps finding reasons not to play against me. She’ll beat the shit out of me but, you know, it’ll probably turn me on a little bit

Will: chill!

Dave: geez...horniest in the room!

Dillon: no, it’s not a horny thing. She’s got a good swing!

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Dillon: follow up question: do you still Uber into work? Do you have your own vehicle?

intern Killshot: no, I have my own vehicle now.

Dillon: big time!

Intern Killshot: i’m whippin a 2013 Jeep patriot. It was named car and driver’s safest compact SUV of 2013…

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Will: that’s a psychotic move

Dave: Dillon when you get a dog I’m gonna shake the shit out of it snout

Dillon: don’t shake his snout dude, come on

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Will: I’m going through a big mushroom phase right now though

Dillon: ugh

Dave: ok....

Brett: HELL YEAH.

Will: dude there’s a fungus among us dude, cmon!

Dave: dude fuck off

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Will: there’s no female directors. People aren’t happy about it.

Dave: what was the best female directed movie… Go!

Will: I didn’t watch movies this year.

Dillon: Will took a year off from movies…

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Will: if you type in Tila Tequila the first suggested thing to come up is “ICP” after her name...

Dave: insane clown posse

Will: yeah...

Dave: the thing about those clowns is that they were INSANE!

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Will: if your legs are too white to wear shorts, your butthole must be the whitest thing about you..

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Brett: so, I’m 25. I like having the beard look for myself, it’s not thick enough. Do I have any hope?

Will: you have hope. But I just, I feel like you should get a girlfriend before you grow beard though.

Dave: Jesus.....

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Guy at the bar: what’s up Dorn?!

Dillon: y’all are so obnoxious

Guy at the bar: you still doing that TFM stuff?!

Dillon: oh I hate both of you so much...

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(Speaking about Chick-fil-A versus Popeyes chicken)

Will: dude, this beef between these two is crazy

Dave: yeah

Dillon: it’s chicken, not beef

Will: shut the fuck up

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Dave: about a month ago I went out and I had three old fashioned’s. And the next day was a top-five hangover of my 30s. Now, I did top it off with two white claws

Will: that’ll do it

Dillon: geez!

Dave: but I think, I’m blaming the old fashioned’s

Dillon: that’s bad boy shit!

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Will: do you have trash folic acid?

Dillon: no, my folic acid is dope right now

Dave: you should have your numbers looked at

Dillon: I think my numbers are just right where they need to be, actually, but thank you...........dickhead.

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Dillon: I’m a hard nip boy. Can’t help it.

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Will: I CAN’T TIE A BALLOON

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(At home anal bleaching)

Dave: no, but how are you going to get it on there?

Dillon: use my hand...What are you talking about? I can reach my butthole Dave. I mean I can wipe my butt.

Dave: I know, but I feel like there’s a method to it…