Elvis Leyva

truth exists outside all molds

-bruce lee

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"Man (or dog) who catch fly with chopsticks (or mouth) accomplish anything (or nap)."

-Doggy Miyagi

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When you see Jehovah's Witnesses walking down your block.

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Cate Blanchet sounds like, "Que planche?"

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@TheAcademy "Phone's ringing, Dude."

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@JoeBiden I got you.

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@jonlovett To be continued...

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We have musician guests.

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My wife cooks like a world renowned chef. She expects someone else to do the dishes.

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"There, there. Stop being a little bitch & get on the scale."

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I wonder if all the people protesting #StayAtHome measures for being "unconstitutional" and "a violation of civil rights" will also protest this obvious violation of civil rights:

https://t.co/tVJN4pQQoj

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@jasminkaset

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@BoneheadsPage @MicrodotCreativ @Tim_Burgess #TimsTwitterListeningParty

Listening from sunny southern California.

"Because we need each other. We believe in one another. And I know we are going to uncover we're sleeping in our soul."

To speak in the parlance of our times.

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@MeliMittens Me too!!!! That's why I'm outside. Keep away!

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@toddbarry "Lol. I didn't know you could do that."

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@Caliente87 I saw one lady using that as a distraction while she clipped her doggy's nails. 🤯

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@yashar @alyssalimp @not_HectorJ already finished my homework for the week

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@not_HectorJ @pattonoswalt Patton Oswaldo

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@MatthewBerryTMR @JordanRaanan The gap is currently the size of 3 championship rings. Not that "HUGE".

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I learned something today.