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[Lockweed Sparkin @TeTyTweets]

I still can’t believe @cj_wentz gave me a chicken sandwich last night.

[Lockweed Sparkin @TeTyTweets]

@Tim_Walz I’d say get your subscription back if you cancelled it over this. Show them that they can earn back some trust with the right decision making. But keep that subscription on a month to month basis instead of yearly. Be ready to cancel if they slide backwards again.

[bethany baptiste @StorySorcery]

On January 1, a new law went into effect that we can't record the cops and first responders within 25 feet. For this exact reason. They want to protect police when they do shit like this.

Fuck you, DeSantis.

[Lockweed Sparkin @TeTyTweets]

I’ve had this account since 2009. I can’t bother to support this behavior anymore. #deactivateX

[Joni Askola @joni_askola]

Good morning!

[Joni Askola @joni_askola]

Good morning!

[Lockweed Sparkin @TeTyTweets]

@esjesjesj I feel like they might bolt together on elon’s jet out of the country if its a clear blowout tonight

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Election Touchscreen Map Takes Deeper Look Inside Key Swing Voter | Onion News Network

ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down the latest presidential polling trends going on inside Pennsylvania resident Nick Camden.

[Lockweed Sparkin @TeTyTweets]

@StoryfulNews Yes, I filmed the video in my tweet. Not the post I replied to. You may use it with proper credit.

[Lockweed Sparkin @TeTyTweets]

Well, SNL just stole WKUK’s monkey astronaut lost in space sketch 😒

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

In fairness, our city hosted a Nazi rally yesterday so today makes a lot of sense, from the perspective of karma.

[Jim Gardner @Jim_Gardner]

The fact that the owners of the Washington Post and the L.A. Times have contravened their editorial boards’ endorsements for President is horrifying. It appears the owners have been intimidated by a potential authoritarian president. Democracy under threat? You bet.

[may okiwont @FARTKNOCKER2k]

my mom has told me before "i loved putting on lazytown for you when you were little because i would get a little high and it'd become the most insane show ever"

[Lockweed Sparkin @TeTyTweets]

@TorreySmithWR Gotta get me a Smith Super Bowl LII jersey after seeing all you’ve been doing on here getting the facts out! thanks for standing up for whats right! #GoBirds

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

“I need the kind of generals that Hitler had”: In the closing days of his presidency and the years since, Donald Trump has grown more enamored of the advantages of dictatorship, and the control over the military he believes that it would deliver, @jeffreygoldberg reports: https://t.co/oXRxe6eKoF

[Lon Harris @Lons]

I wish TMZ was just stuff like this. https://t.co/Af0yYyYKAW

[Lockweed Sparkin @TeTyTweets]

There are so many more guys like this in our country than I ever thought possible..

[Lockweed Sparkin @TeTyTweets]

i bet i could guess who the drunk guy at a college party who screamed in my face about how black people didn’t even exist to him is going to vote for president. and it ain’t kanye

[Pat Egan @Pat_Egan]

Recapping the Phillies performance in the NLDS