BAGGGERRRRZZZ

[Dougalytics @DougalyticsDept]

🔋 2026 WEEK 8.5 OFFICIAL @Steamers44 DPI POWER RANKINGS 🔋

1. @Cans0fficial
2. @chi_hombres 📈👀
3. @Balls__Official
4. @enthusiasts44 📉
5. @oursalus ⬇️
6. @TeaBaggerzz
7. @BlajBall
8. @WebbsteinIsland
9. @TheseDougsWin ⬆️
10. @TravelerBall ⬇️
11. @ButtheadBucks
12. @Giammatis

[BAGGGERRRRZZZ @TeaBaggerzz]

ONE YEAR WONDER DUG

[BAGGGERRRRZZZ @TeaBaggerzz]

Apple bottom jeanz (jeanz!) booze with the gerz (the gerz!)

[Dougalytics @DougalyticsDept]

🔋 2026 WEEK 7 OFFICIAL @Steamers44 DPI POWER RANKINGS 🔋

1. @Cans0fficial
2. @enthusiasts44
3. @Balls__Official
4. @oursalus
5. @chi_hombres
6. @TeaBaggerzz
7. @BlajBall
8. @WebbsteinIsland
9. @TravelerBall
10. @TheseDougsWin
11. @ButtheadBucks
12. @Giammatis

[BAGGGERRRRZZZ @TeaBaggerzz]

@BFW Let’s go Brandon poopy farter

[BAGGGERRRRZZZ @TeaBaggerzz]

@SharpFootball More like Warren Fart with these rankings #’oron

[BAGGGERRRRZZZ @TeaBaggerzz]

@okcthunder YOU AND YOUR IDIOT FANS DONT DESERVE TO CELEBRATE

[BAGGGERRRRZZZ @TeaBaggerzz]

Need it tugged on #BAGGERZ

[Dougalytics @DougalyticsDept]

1.@oursalus: 98.2%
2.@TheseDougsWin: 92.8%
3.@Cans0fficial: 73.6%
4.#Hombres: 64.4%
5.@TravelerBall: 60.4%
6.@TeaBaggerzz: 58.5%
7.@ButtheadBucks: 54.5%
8.@BlajBall: 45.5%
9.@Balls__Official: 29.7%
10.@WebbsteinIsland: 23.1%
11.@enthusiasts44: 21.7%
12.@Giammatis: 12.1%

[Dougalytics @DougalyticsDept]

🚨 Introducing the DPI Playoff Percentages! 🚨

These playoff percentages are calculated using a proprietary model that predicts regular season win totals based on current record and team statistical performance.

*Percentages calculated as of 5/26 (end of week 9)

See below ⬇️

[BAGGGERRRRZZZ @TeaBaggerzz]

DAY 1 OF BAGGERZ PROTEST TO OCCUR MAY 19th

[BAGGGERRRRZZZ @TeaBaggerzz]

@TravelerBall @grok why did the @TravelerBall rape my pet owl in cold blood

[BAGGGERRRRZZZ @TeaBaggerzz]

Hilarious attempt to #ripoff the #baggerz

[BAGGGERRRRZZZ @TeaBaggerzz]

@MAGAVoice @brentdgifford You’re a world class
Moron #baggerz

[BAGGGERRRRZZZ @TeaBaggerzz]

That’s weird 👍

[BAGGGERRRRZZZ @TeaBaggerzz]

I’m
Gonna jackoff tonight

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I saw this coming tbh 😂

[BAGGGERRRRZZZ @TeaBaggerzz]

Why so BAGGERZ

[BAGGGERRRRZZZ @TeaBaggerzz]

Dougalytics why did she do it when I was in Costa Rica #baggerz

[Dougalytics @DougalyticsDept]

No team in league history* with a Win% above .700 through the first 2 weeks of the season has finished higher than 4th in their division and 5th in final playoff seeding.

Is this a bad sign for @ChiHombres and @TeaBaggerzz? #Dougalytics

*Since beginning of the 12-team era

[BAGGGERRRRZZZ @TeaBaggerzz]

#baggerz

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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