matt

Former math teacher, parody account, construction guy, baseball enthusiast and woodworker

[matt @TeachDog]

This year was a nightmare

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Also, don't do any of this tonight #NewYear

[matt @TeachDog]

@VaticanNews Hopefully as he looks up at all of us, he’s proud of the legacy he left behind

[matt @TeachDog]

Is the old pope dead yet?

[matt @TeachDog]

@MikeIsaac @thomas_violence It’s funny but let’s not lose sight of the charges and that he should never see the sun ever again

[matt @TeachDog]

@quantian1 Line goes up

[matt @TeachDog]

@NotABigJerk I kinda hope not because I also just want them to make knives out 17

[matt @TeachDog]

Hands down one of the worst jobs I’ve ever had

[New York Post @nypost]

Home Depot co-founder says 'socialism' killed motivation to work: 'Nobody gives a damn' https://t.co/RMHfSgbj4B

[wint @dril]

Thats what they do. They rile you up with nonsense posts just so they can call the cops on you and get you arrested. Its called "Intrapment"

[matt @TeachDog]

Literally never let him see the sun again

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Google translation of the charges against Andrew Tate and his brother https://t.co/SZuLkiiZmY

[matt @TeachDog]

@MikePrysner I feel like what everyone is missing is actually southwest does point to point instead of a hub model and that’s actually why they had all the delays, all of this stuff is related to the stock market which is completely unrelated to operations. And also inflation and covid

[matt @TeachDog]

@paulkrugman for your research

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Southwest Airlines' CEO celebrated record profits this year in its investor day presentation on December 7.

[matt @TeachDog]

@KevinLevin Smashed into a billion little pieces

[Pit Viper @PitViperShades]

there are two wolves inside me and neither want to work today

[November @postoctobrist]

please

[matt @TeachDog]

@KillJamesBond This feels like the company Alice would be the CEO of, secretly also drilling into the core of the earth or some dumb shit

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@IwriteOK Pretty sure it’s a hoax

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Savage

[Andrew Saltz | AVENGE SEPTA @mr_saltz]

Fishtown is the Chip Kelly of neighborhoods

[matt @TeachDog]

@paulkrugman Lol I’m sure there’s a complex and nuanced explanation that doesn’t include the bonuses paid out to executives and reduction in operations spending