Teacher Dad

Rocket ship builder, pizza expert, loves the Giants, Parent. I teach your kids so you don't have to!

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Let's see... what day is it again? Man, I love Summer!

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There are too many black stereotypes.

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@Pizza_Dog you're so silly! Everyone knows dogs shouldn't eat pizza! You're owner must have dropped out of veterinary school! #stayinclass!

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@chelsea_martyn8 remember that doing your homework always gets your mind off things!

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@maddylloyd the future is always good! Be sure to stay in school and get good grades!

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@camilledammit remember your teachers are always there for you!

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Wish we still had school so I could teach my students about lightning and natural #insemination!

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My wife left me

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Been busy with finals. Hmph.

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THE SUN IS SHINING AND ITS BASEBALL SEASON! Can't wait to take my boys to the ballpark next weekend! Go team!

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Does anyone else LOVE Guy Fieri?! Or is that just me

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@Emmburrowsxo if you have problems, remember, teachers, parents, and guidance consolers are here to help you out in tough times! c:

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The only "cream pie" I like to see! Remember students, respect each other on the upcoming spring break! Be smart! :)

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Just had the "birds and the bees" talk with my son. I hope it got through to him I know he'll be chasing tail all summer! Remember safe sex!

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Having my science class do a grass experiment, but really I just want my lawn to look like a ballpark! Can't wait until opening day! #GoTeam

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@JMiddleton11 just a regular teacher dad! LOL my kids would be so embarrassed if they found out who I was!

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@hope790 typical teacher mom! Haha! Hope it wasn't too bad! Did you give it a "thumbs up"?

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@JMiddleton11 We do that on purpose! Somedays, we have to relax our mind too! LOL!

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@studenthumours one of the trouble makers... LOL!

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@mookmillz16 lol!