Teagen W

no you don’t love the indigo girls more than me

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

Charlotte: it was a 4.8 on the richter scale!

Miranda: the richter scale is a totally outdated method for measuring magnitudes and everyone knows it

Samantha: let’s just say it wasn’t the only thing making my walls shake this morning

Carrie: big is moving to paris

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

imagine singing national anthem by lana del rey to the US president

[jake @jakesgoodopines]

She’s the only one we can trust to get to the bottom of the Kate Middleton saga

[jambon @DrPissWizard]

Leaking pre cum when my wife of 10 years kisses me on the cheek because I love her

[Katrina @GiftAndCurse_2]

My problem is i want all my friends up and ready to talk by 7am

[Kim @kimnotkimberly_]

Autumn and I FINALLY secured our Telfeezys!!!! Prepare to be sick of us, ok? 👜🤪 @TELFARGLOBAL #gifted #telfar

[The First Amendment @USConst_Amend_I]

Making drag illegal would violate me.

[ProsecutorsPodcast @ProsecutorsPod]

Good for Buster. But however it happened, Stephen Smith was murdered, whether by someone who dumped his body or by someone who hit him and drove off. Hopefully this new attention reveals that person.

[The First Amendment @USConst_Amend_I]

I protect your right to wear clothes and makeup opposite of your gender at birth while singing and dancing to entertain an audience of two or more people.

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

To avoid disappointment, take people exactly as they are, instead of romanticizing about what you wish they would be.

[goddess victoria @viiiictoriiaa]

Merry Christmas

[Meghann Cuniff @meghanncuniff]

A jury has convicted Tory Lanez of all three charges for the 2020 shooting of Megan Thee Stallion. A crazy and downright scary scene in the courtroom as his father and stepmother screamed about wicks injustice.

[SUPERB @MajestyRia]

14 years of muscle memory down the drain

[mich @miichelleee02]

If he got car play I am NOT charging my phone 🙅🏻‍♀️

[Teagen W @TeagenWindham]

Just now processing my drunk text from this weekend; mortifying

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

You should be allowed to smoke weed in TJ Maxx