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As part of the ongoing investigation into the case of alleged Fulo theft ,@fulodetectives invites the following accused persons @TheLifeZoomer@chirembaPT and @mcauthur_lokie to immediately post pics of the exact plates,counter and wooden platter as depicted in the photos within 24 hours .
Failure to do so will result in “indications” and the ensuing consequences.
Thank you.
@KingJayZim
Cc @Vie_matongo@Lialarsen@babatafi
🚨 #FULOGATE2026 | OFFICIAL STATEMENT 🚨
Following the latest developments and the submission of further photographic evidence, the Fulo Investigations Department (FID), @fulodetectives has concluded its investigations into the alleged Fulo food theft scandal.
We commend our investigators for their diligence and tireless efforts in getting to the bottom of this culinary scandal.
THE VERDICT IS AS FOLLOWS;
1@chirembaPT is hereby FULLY EXONERATED. We apologise unreservedly for the inconvenience and embarrassment caused by being dragged into this scandal.
2@TheLifeZoomer (Tazo) has submitted his redemption meal, complete with photographic evidence. The Chairman has accepted his submission and his suspension is hereby LIFTED. He is free to continue participating in all Fulo activities.
3The remaining accused, including @mccauther_lokie, @_MissE1 are yet to satisfy the requirements set by the Chairman. Their cases remain open.
A WORD FROM THE CHAIRMAN.
The Fulo family encourages cooking, creativity and culinary excellence. However, culinary misrepresentation and Fulo theft will not be tolerated.
Let this be a lesson to all Fuloists.
CASE PARTIALLY CLOSED. ONE SUSPECT REDEEMED. OTHERS STILL UNDER INVESTIGATION! PENDING SUBMISSIONS OF THEIR REDEMPTION MEALS.
By Order of the Life Chairman.
Cc: @Lialarsen@Vie_matongo@rupanga
Weekend is for Sadza with mubora and pork bones , team diaspora @KingJayZim chimbogarai pasi season ye pumpkin leaves haisati yasvika kwenyu 😆 ! Team re weight loss chimbondi marirai its a weekend I will continue running tomorrow .
@TeamFuloZim kindly rate my plate with grace
#FIELDDIARIES#ZESAUK
Lunchtime. Extra hot peri peri chicken and chips. The heated scoff tin was a hot investment I swear! Graze is piping hot and the aroma was “killing” my comrade in arms , “Five Bellies” who was having salted crisps,a ,a sad looking cheese sandwich and a Redbull all bought at TESCO as a “Meal Deal” for £3.85 with his @Tesco loyalty “Club Card” 😂🤣😂😅
The way he was grazing the sandwich “killed” me! One bite,then he stares at it for a few seconds while glancing sideways as I tucked into the chicken leg 😂😂😂I felt sorry for him, I just had to surrender the breast part,but it was so hot for him ,you know our Brit colleagues can’t handle the burner 🌶️🌶️ heat,even when it’s mild!
By the time he was through with it he was sweating like a boilermaker/ welder and had tears in his eyes ,his cheeks turned rose 🌹 red ,and had a runny nose to boot ! 🤣😂🤣
it’s the sniffles and the wiping of his brow with the back of his hand that nearly made me choke on my chicken leg.🤣🤣😂🤣
Five Bellies is a character,I tell you.🤣😂😅
We would like to thank our investigators @fulodetectives for the outstanding work.
We have now received photographic evidence from @TheLifeZoomer showing the original setting.
However,in order to conclusively put the case to rest and punish the guilty parties we are now requesting @TheLifeZoomer to produce a photograph with him holding the plate and wooden platter while standing at the counter.
Thank you.
@KingJayZim
Cc @Lialarsen@Vie_matongo@babatafi
As part of the ongoing investigation into the case of alleged Fulo theft ,@fulodetectives invites the following accused persons @TheLifeZoomer@chirembaPT and @mcauthur_lokie to immediately post pics of the exact plates,counter and wooden platter as depicted in the photos within 24 hours .
Failure to do so will result in “indications” and the ensuing consequences.
Thank you.
@KingJayZim
Cc @Vie_matongo@Lialarsen@babatafi
As part of the ongoing investigation into the case of alleged Fulo theft ,@fulodetectives invites the following accused persons @TheLifeZoomer@chirembaPT and @mcauthur_lokie to immediately post pics of the exact plates,counter and wooden platter as depicted in the photos within 24 hours .
Failure to do so will result in “indications” and the ensuing consequences.
Thank you.
@KingJayZim
Cc @Vie_matongo@Lialarsen@babatafi
‘Zero stylist, no stylist’ My team (or wife) will disagree. 😄
Elated to have hosted my first KIng��s Birthday Party in Abuja and here’s how I stepped out, 🇬🇧🇳🇬 style, for #KBPNG26.
Happy Birthday to His Majesty The King!
Teamfulo Farming Inspo:
Let’s talk cucumber farming with the one and only Grace Gaka aka Mai Gaka.
So bring your calculators and let’s do some serious maths 🥒✨
In this video, we are diving deep into the exact techniques, the real numbers (plant population, yields, and profit per plant), and leaving no stone unturned.
But wait @TeamFuloZim there was ONE question that still needed an answer: Can we actually eat cucumber leaves?
@MudhumeniMukuru please answer 😁
A huge thank you to Grace for not gatekeeping this valuable information. Knowledge is meant to be shared! 🙌
#TeamFulo #AspiringToInspire #CucumberFarming #Agribusiness #FarmingInspo #YoungFarmers #SustainableAgriculture #CropProduction