Team Laham

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Folding laundry, Home Alone 2 is on, and the large cheese pizza just arrived. #perfect #blessed

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@Braums_Inc I ordered a Jr chzbrgr meal w no onions. Got a HUGE stack of onion and 3 tomatos stacked all together. 2nd time 2happen. Wtf???

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Hey @OKCFOX how many times did @JeffGeorge25 practice saying "when wet weather returns" in the mirror before this newscast? #liveonfoxokc

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Teen #nerd tricks parents into #Denver vacation to try edibles, the parents take them too and @Sethrogen probably shows up twice #movieidea

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I hate how Hobby Lobby is closed on Sundays. "YOUUU... SHALL... NOT... CRAFT!!!" #biblebelt #imgoingtomichaels

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Genghis Khan #WouldMakeABetterPresident than Trump. #ICantBelieveHesNotBetter

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I accidentally just told my girlfriend outloud, while looking at my phone, "I'm trying to fix the Internet. I'm looking at Cox. Seriously."

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Wtf was that stuff jumping around on Ted cruz' lip just now? #heateit #GOPDebate #TedCruz

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@Racheldoesstuff when are you going to be on snl??? The people need this. I need this.

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@iVikika @gwenstefani @dersy_esther @Target so did Gwen fall or was it a stunt double?!?

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Did Gwen Stefani just bust her ass on rollerskates on live tv? #whofell

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My girlfriend just pointed out that DJ Khaled would make a great dad/coach. Like shouting at the kids constantly like "You the best!!!!"

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I can't help but imagine that if you support Trump for POTUS, you probably rooted for Biff in Back to the Future too #DonaldTrump #bullying

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We're thinking of starting a hip-hop decorating service that caters to the urban crowd and calling it Shupac Decor

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@Racheldoesstuff CW's Dare to Defy ad campaign is so bad, it almost made me not watch your show. Sooo glad I do now #IDefinitelyHaveFriends

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#ImAFan of the new @DairyQueen ad with the awesome singing. Leaving my super comfortable bed to go get some DQ right now. Good job marketing

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I think that participating cinemas really missed a great opportunity to have a big "Back to Back Back to the Future Marathon" sign tonight.

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Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics.

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@IHOP Trade me a follow for a pancake? Really really want a pancake.

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I love it when white people "raise the roof" on tv because they do it so terribly. It looks like they're "pushing the wall"