Salman Nazeer

busy

[. @deityofnightt]

being in a relationship where our faces and eyes will shine with love

[Semen Retention Archive @semenarchive]

The more you bust the more you lust. The more you retain the more you will gain.

[Seductive Theory @SeductiveTheory]

if you take her to your place and she's wearing matching bra and panties

she's the one who decided you will have sex that night

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Balls + dumb = succesful
Smart + balls = hypersuccesful
Smart + no balls = monstrously depressed

Your IQ isn't your problem.

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

I was bored. so I texted my ex...
Me : Are you free tonight?
Ex : Yes.
Me : See. nobody wants you.

[Salman Nazeer @TeamNazeer]

@tuyung41 Need 80k for my university fee 🤧

[SIR Ahmed Khokhar @khokhr_pedia]

اسد طور 🔥🔥🔥

داد دینی پڑے گی تحریک انصاف کی سوشل میڈیا کو کہ عمران خان کے بتائے گے اصول و ضوابط کے خلاف اگر انکی اپنی حکومت بھی کرے تو انکو اڑا کر رکھ دیتے ہیں۔ نون لیگ اور پیپلزپارٹی میں غیرت کی واضح کمی ہے۔ خیبر پختونخوا حکومت اور شرمناک اپوزیشن نے جو عیاشی بل پاس کیا ہے عمران خان تو ساری زندگی اس کے خلاف تھے اور انکے نام پر ووٹ لیکر آنے والے اپنی عیاشیوں میں پڑے ہیں اور کبھی بھی نہیں چاہتے کہ وہ انکا لیڈر آزاد ہو۔

[Salman Nazeer @TeamNazeer]

@stan_niesman 20000 to start small business

[Faisal Khan @KaliwalYam]

امریکی صحافی: کیا آپ ڈاکٹر شکیل آفریدی کو رہا کریں گے، جو CIA کے لیے کام کر رہا تھا؟
عمران خان: ہاں ایک شرط پر، عافیہ صدیقی ایک پاکستانی شہری ہیں۔ اگر آپ انہیں رہا کریں، تو میں آپ کے قیدی کو رہا کرنے پر غور کروں گا 🔥

[Farha Talpur @furhatalpur]

ویسے ہم دیکھتے ہیں ہر الیکشن میں
جیت کے کوئی نا کوئی ہارا ہوا شخص 😉

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

A real man will ignore her past and accept her for who she is.

He will give her endless chances, forgive her every disrespect and carry the burden of fixing her.

But that man is her father, not you bro..

[Screenshot. @kajutakla]

They haven't stopped Yet 😭😭😭

[Puma @pumamethod]

Mike Tyson refused to have sex for 5 years during his prime. no women. no release. nothing. from age 19 to 24 he was completely celibate

his trainer Cus D'Amato told him as a teenager that sex drains a fighter. that every release takes something from you that you can't get back before a fight. Tyson took it further than Cus ever intended. he didn't just abstain before fights. he abstained for years

during those 5 years he became the youngest heavyweight champion in history at 20 years old. he knocked out grown men in the first round. trainers said his reflexes were inhuman. his timing was so precise it looked like he knew where the punch was going before his opponent threw it

then he broke the discipline. women. parties. release. and the decline began almost immediately. the Tyson after the celibacy period and the Tyson during it were two completely different fighters. everyone who trained with him said the same thing

he said it himself years later. "when I was celibate I could see things in the ring that I couldn't see after. it was like a different vision. everything was slower and clearer"

the most dangerous heavyweight who ever lived attributes his superhuman period to the exact practice most men think doesn't matter

[Fawad Shafiq ツ @fadiiisays]

جس طرح لوگ خسارے میں بہت سوچتے ہیں
آجکل ہم تیرے بارے میں بہت سوچتے ہیں

اقبال کوثر

[Fawad Shafiq ツ @fadiiisays]

اب اس کی یاد رات دن “ نہیں، مگر کبھی کبھی!

[Salman Nazeer @TeamNazeer]

@cryptofergani @Salmanwastra @mrdiaaonsol @Captain_mayorr1 @Uche_nax @selfisnotmusing @cryptorboe @drizzynotdrak33 @mickaelanic @Solace158844 @kingpromise_0 Done

[ⷶMαι∂αн Mυнαммα∂ @MaidahMuhammad]

ڈیفینس ریپ کیس میں کور کمانڈر پشاور کے داماد بلال بن ثاقب بھی شامل ہیں۔
کنجر پونڑاں ہو اور فوجی شامل نہ ہوں یہ کیسے ہو سکتا ہے 🤣👇

[Fawad Shafiq ツ @fadiiisays]

اب ہمیں دیکھ کے لگتا تو نہیں ہے لیکن
ہم کبھی اس کے پسندیدہ ہوا کرتے تھے

جواد شیخ

[Salman Nazeer @TeamNazeer]

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