Kylea Twink

corporate queen 👸 | turning parliament into a giant HR department 🌈 | pronouns: tax/cut

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

@notcherylkernot @hamhammer27 if people want alcohol they should buy champagne and drink it on their verandah overlooking the harbour, not buying this terrible corporate profiteering

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

@notcherylkernot present and accounted for, just like pesky unions were in my giant HR department!!

(i will make sure to wear a mask next time 💚 😷 💚)

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

so offensive! we should love ❤️ and embrace 💚 electric cars of ALL types!

THIS car is #Sustainability my community wants to see 💙

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

2022 may be over, but my workplace culture is very forward-thinking (except with filthy unions). It’s 2030 in my HR department 💙

[Leo Puglisi @Leo_Puglisi6]

2022 is officially 100% over

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

A wonderful decision! Now we must mandate masks, just like I would in my workplace #WFH #ZeroCovidTogether 💙

[Mark Butler MP @Mark_Butler_MP]

From 12:01am on Thursday 5/1/23, people travelling to Australia from China including the Special Administrative Regions of Hong Kong and Macau will be required to undertake a COVID-19 test within the 48hrs prior to travel and show evidence of a negative test.

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

@notcherylkernot stay home NEVER leave except, of course, to go to the office for your boss when ill with anything but covid 😌

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

@nickschadegg so happy to see a female prime minister of italy 🇫🇷
this is what #equality #empowerment look like. proud!! 💙

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

so pleased to see a woman become prime minister of italy 🇫🇷 💜

this kind of empowerment takes us to a more #dynamic #progressive world. so proud!! 🥰

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Giorgia Meloni's hard-right party leads voting in Italy, leaving her poised to be prime minister. https://t.co/OZejn4AAUI

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

what’s an armenia? is it next to bali 🥰

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

SUPPORT ARMENIA!

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

@DrewPavlou hi Drew,
what’s an armenia?
sounds exotic! i’m sure i could restructure it 💙

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

@BeerDaveCBR i ask Albanese, the president of this country, to reverse this decision

#isolation is part of good #corporate responsibility. so is wearing a cloth mask. we have a duty do continue doing both 💙

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

@DanielAndrewsMP corporate welcomes ALL regardless of ATAR (just need to go to a #private school in the #wealthy suburbs)

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

@governorgaz as president of Australia, Albanese should reverse this decision

if we understand #isolation as part of good #CorporateSocialResponsibility, we can achieve zero covid, together 🦠 🌈

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

@PatsKarvelas how can i buy shares in Papua New Guinea??

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

@tclea1991 i support #diversity. gay and straight, womyn and man… #renewable and fossil fuel 🤗

clearly you don’t like diversity 😔 #reflect on your actions and report yourself to HR

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

western sydney???

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

outsourcing is the lifeblood of the corporate queen life 🥰

diversity means representing managers of ALL backgrounds—outsourced and non-outsourced alike. no bigotry!!!

[Sally McManus @sallymcmanus]

What about how Qantas claimed they have less incidents, since outsourcing the work! Of course they have less as they are not doing the work anymore and now all the incidents, accidents, near misses happen at the outsourced company #4corners

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

@abc730 taiwan looks so cute! can i buy shares in it??

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

i’ve learnt a new word today: renationalisation!

expanding one’s vocabulary is essential to strong, integrated vertical corporate governance. i’m glad to be leading the way here 💙 🌈

[Elizabeth Watson-Brown @EWatsonBrown]

Today I am calling on the government to consider renationalising Qantas. It has happened before, because it is an essential service.

Privatisation means dividends for shareholders are the main priority of a company, not service delivery.
https://t.co/b94jR1NbwP

[Kylea Twink @TeamTw1nk]

@EWatsonBrown but nationalisation costs money 🥺🥺