Darren

[Darren @TecDarren]

@EdmontonOilers win a hard fought battle of Alberta vs the @NHLFlames during the heritage classic.
With this victory they move into (checks notes) a tie for 30th/31st place in the league @NHL

[Darren @TecDarren]

@whotfisjovana Google the original use for the chain saw 😱

[♡ KaraUnscripted ♡ @karaunscripted]

Someone is FOUR YEARS OLD today(ish)

[Darren @TecDarren]

@feliciaday Don't you mean the gllama?

[Darren @TecDarren]

@BriannaWu For me it will always be Firefly

[Darren @TecDarren]

@laurenboebert I would argue anything that can't pay you $15 an hour should be automated

[Darren @TecDarren]

@yycoverlord But but but socialism

[Darren @TecDarren]

@GillianA @TheCrownNetflix @NetflixUK I see what you did there

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of ROGET'S THESAURUS crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, and dumbfounded!

[Darren @TecDarren]

@meganror Pinky finger at the first knuckle

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Reminder that if you go down 33% and up 33% you’re still down 11%.

[Lisa Gilroy @TheLisaGilroy]

My acting teacher told us to perform a dramatic monologue from any movie and I did mine from Austin Powers and no one noticed.

[sunrainsunrain 🌞🌧️🌞🌧️ @sunrainsunrain]

@LouDPhillips This quote was attributed to Alanis Obomsawin who was described as “an Abenaki from the Odanak reserve

[Darren @TecDarren]

@BillNye You're going to need a bigger thermometer!

[Darren @TecDarren]

@chrissyteigen Choose your fighter

[Darren @TecDarren]

😁

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Canada Day yesterday brought uproar in the city of Calgary

At about 11.15am, right opposite the Cattle Museum, a man was rather rude to someone

Calm was restored when it was later established that the man was a foreigner

[Darren @TecDarren]

@JewelStaite Happy socially distanced Canada Day

[Shannon Phillips 🇨🇦 @SPhillipsAB]

Premier @jkenney threatened to have his rich insurance lobbyist friends sue me for standing up for affordable car insurance rates today. He told me to “take it outside.”

So I did! I said the same words that prompted him to try to intimidate me with a lawsuit.

Bring it! #ableg

[Liam Stack @liamstack]

A 70 year old coronavirus survivor in Seattle has received a hospital bill charging him $1,122,501.04 for life saving healthcare. The bill is 181 pages long. https://t.co/hPuVY3FpOx

[Dewayne Perkins @DewaynePerkins]

Yoooo you won’t believe what just happened to me. I was scrolling through Twitter and saw a tweet referring to something I didn’t know, and instead of replying “explain this to me.” I just googled it. And now I know what it is. Like fuck, what a rush!