Bengt Heder

[Bengt Heder @techd]

@Alinavisoootime ❤️❤️❤️

[Bengt Heder @techd]

@perezm7878 Yes i would!

[Bengt Heder @techd]

@daboyfromdaburg Yes i would!

[Bengt Heder @techd]

Ny Chromecast suddenly works again 😋

[Kaveh Rashidi @kaveh_rashidi]

Vaksinert!

Og ja: fikk SYYYKE bivirkninger!!

Bare 15 min etter vaksinen ble jeg sterkere, smartere og fikk 3 cm lengre penis.

HVORFOR ER DET IKKE FLERE SOM SNAKKER OM DETTE???!!!!?

[Lars Lundevall @larslundevall]

Nydelig!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

#WednesdayThoughts

If you removed all the veins, arteries, & capillaries from your body, and tied them end to end, you would die.

[@297_Aruba_Lover @297_ArubaLover]

DT/45 supporters are sharing this on FB. I don't have the desire to tell them than the man cloaked in white is Charles Manson.

[Bengt Heder @techd]

@DeadlySiriusSXM Yes, I want it!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Oh man, once Trump gets his wall he better hope no one shows Mexico this old video we found.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

I’m no HR professional but it’s prob a bad sign when an employee writes an anonymous letter calling you a brain-dead asshole and you can’t even narrow it down to 100 people

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Who says great literature is dead?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

When I was really poor, I got so fed up having only T shirts and old sweat pants to wear, that I tried to make a suit out of curtains. One of many low points. Now I can afford to wear anything I want. So I wear T shirts and old sweat pants. Probably some moral to this story.

[eroyor king @eroyor]

Må nesten berømme Listhaug for NOK engang å få en samlet venstreside til å fremstå som en gjeng hysteriske tullinger. Godt jobba. #dax18

[Bengt Heder @techd]

@Zynne_ Da burde også hver dag starte med intro musikken til Cheers, etterfulgt av at man får servert en duggfrisk øl..

[notch @notch]

@peta I can't finish the entire pig in one sitting.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Have a lovely day.

[Jeremy Hooper 🥨 @goodasyou]

Translation: NYT, which is up in subscribers, just wrote something totally accurate and sourced that hit our thin-skinned POTUS's nerves. https://t.co/7oXMtRX5Y0